Bender

4+ days spent doing absurd things to your body including, but not limited to: an increased intake of drugs (hard ones: cocaine, xanax, percs), alcohol, or bad decisions. Benders are normally followed by 4+ days of come down. Benders result in a loss of friends, money, and brain cells. If it doesn't, it's not a real bender.

"Dude I just got off a 5 day bender. I have a warrant out for my arrest, I blew $500 worth of cocaine, and I lost atleast half of my brain cells."

by hahahafhjdkhfjdksalhf April 23, 2018

Beer Bender

A man who's homosexual tendencies come out after the consumption of alcohol.

Did you see Jimbo last night after he got drunk kissing that guy? He's such a Beer Bender!

by MegaMassMan October 7, 2011

render bender

A render bender is when you are rendering something on a computer that is going to take a long time, usually 2 days or more. Often used in reference to motion graphics, video editing, 3D modelling and games design.

"Craig wanna come out for a few beers tonight?"

"Nah mate, got stay at home, I'm having a render bender..."

"Alright, fuckoff then you geeky shit!"

by Le_Jambon November 20, 2014

Ginger Bender

A hot ginger tranny.

I was rubbing one out online last night to a hot ginger thot. She turned out to a ginger bender but I didn’t care at that point.

by Eaton Holgoode November 2, 2017

rage bender

When something sets your temper off and you end up going down a rage rabbit hole, releasing all your pent up frustrations in a self destructive manner.

Microsoft messed up my laptop again with another one of their unwanted updates. The frustration led to a full blown rage bender in which I'm now going off about Microsoft, Apple, the incompetence of my government, the cost of various insurances, and the fact that the times on the clocks in my house don't match as well.

by It'smeKT February 28, 2020

Wet Bender

Drinking so much on a weekend bender you wind up with gut wrenching case of the wet beer shits.

It took me three days to recover from the wet bender.

Looks like a wet bender this weekend.

by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020

Bender belch

A belch that sounds like how Bender, from Futurama, belches. It is basically a belch with the last half of it going up in pitch, almost like a belch made while smiling.

"Uuuueeee"
-a rough idea of how the belch is spelt

by Dave October 20, 2004