Beesly

Only the most amazing girl you'll ever meet. This beautiful Persian-belgian girl will change your life. She is the kindest, most caring person you'll ever meet. All she wants to do is help others. Her humility is absolutely mind blowing. This quirky girl will get in your head and you won't be able to ever get her out. Her eyes would be the most amazing thing you've ever seen if it weren't for her face. She loves to crunk, grunk and spend some quality cozy time. You'll wonder how a girl became so perfect. She's weird in the best way, an amazing kisser and is so obviously going places. You'll be the luckiest guy if you can land a Beesly

"Is that Beesly?"
"You mean the goddess? Yes"

by Itshalpert September 27, 2017

Stag beetle

A beetle with the most amazing and powerful pincers ever seen on an insect, capable of breaking fingers, they are armoured, shiny, black and if you mess with them you will end up pinchy meat.

Skreeeeeeeeeee!!!

Also known as a Pinchy Skree

by Cleany May 14, 2004

beetlejuice

To mention someone who you haven't seen in a while. Particularly someone you(and others) don't wish to see.

First girl: "I haven't seen crazy crack-y Jackie in a while."

Second Girl: "SSSSSSHHHHHH.. Don't beetlejuice, her, I don't want her showing up here!!!"

by hairjedi June 18, 2008

fallopian beetle guard

a beetle who defends the fillopian tubes from vaginal trolls, blacks and spike lee.

Chill, that bitches fallopian beetle guards got wizard prismatics spray.

by Mori-Moto Godzilla February 23, 2008

beetle clip

similar to the "shocker" two fingers are placed in the women's vagina, and the thumb in the women's anus, then the fingers are squeezed together

o that little whore, i ought to beetle clip her!!!!

by benjamin fay February 17, 2003

Beely

An offensive word to call a person with a rather large stomach (belly) who has a laugh rather like that of Father Christmas/Santa.

Hey - that guy is such a beely. He couldn't fit down your chimmney - or anyones for that matter.

by MLS2991 July 7, 2009

beetle back

The back of a morbidly obese person; due to the person's rotund shape and cleavage created by fat on both the spine and shoulder blades. Similar to "back boobs"

Mary Jo spent 30 minutes hunting around the house for her keys when she heard her fat roommate jingling as she thudded by. She realized that her keys were lodged in her roomy's beetle back. (shudders and plucks them out)

by seanomatopoeia December 5, 2010