Bastard

A fun and playful name to call your closest friends.

"Sup you big bastard"
"See you tomorrow you magnificent bastard"

by Mr.Badsause July 29, 2014

bastard

In addition to referring to an illegitimate child, bastard is an excellent filler word.

Before:
You fucking imbecile.
After:
You fucking imbe-bastard-cile.

by Countach Smeech September 23, 2003

bastardness

the act of being a bastard, or jerk. Can also be used by itself to express the ugh of a situation.

"Dave displayed a lot of bastardness today"

by mo.w January 20, 2008

bastard

1) Fish excrement.
2) An insult.
3) Somebody born without a father.

1) "Dude, look at that floating bastard."
2) "Dude, that guy's a bastard."
3) "Dude, BO's mum's a whore and he's a bastard."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

bastard

1.n An insult, roughly equivalent to bitch, meaning "illegitamite child". Kind of an indirect assault on one's mother.
2.adv Roughly equivalent to "insanely", "incredibly" or "amazingly". Used to modify ideas. Kind of like an interjection like "Fuck!", only used with another word.

1. Go to hell, you fucking bastard.

2a. That test was bastard hard.
2b. Wow! That car was bastard fast!

by Outbound Flight January 11, 2009

bastarding

can be used to describe an object or person that has angered or "pissed" you off

oh you bastarding twat, can't you even get it bastarding right you fucking bastarding arsehole, get that bastarding thing which cant stay in its bastarding place for one bastarding minute and fucking pass it over bastarding here... etc etc

by TomUK May 16, 2006

bastard

A child born out of wedlock

by Ferg June 30, 2003