Petaluma Gift Basket

When you fuck someone (probably in the butt) using butter and eggs, two major products of Petaluma, CA, as lube.

Q: Hey, what are you getting your girlfriend for Christmas?
A: A nice, big Petaluma gift basket.

by Chefload December 21, 2012

Basketballafallaphobia

The fear of getting hit in the head with a basketball or any sport ball in general.

She wears a helmet because she has basketballafallaphobia.

by 3Nobodies April 1, 2011

Dr. Basketball

A legendary character who is known for his extreme penis length and tendency to buttrape people, regardless of their gender.

Person 1: Have a seat!
Person 2: I can't sit down, Dr. Basketball got me last night.

by 13incher June 15, 2010

Carol Baskins

When someone is pissing you off and you cant legally murder them.

If you don't stop bothering me, I'm going to Carol Baskins your ass.

by Redneckerson April 7, 2020

Love and Basketball

1. A great movie starting Omar Epps
2. The best two games know to man!

1. Have you seen Love and Basketball yet, its the best movie ever made.
2. Shesh, the only games I will get involved in is Love and Basketball.

by BeeRBee May 21, 2009

Extreme Underwater Basket Weaving

n: an illegal underground sport in which players must weave an entire basket underwater on one breath. If more than one player should manage to finish, the one who has created the most intricate or cleanest basket is kept alive while other contestants are shot. Most players drown in their first match. Some variations occur in EUBW, such as mines, sharks, and harpoons.

Bill: Mrs. Johnson, I'm so sorry about your loss. But how did your son die?

Mrs. Johnson: He drowned in an Extreme Underwater Basket Weaving tournament.

Bill: God rest his soul.

by whOOpshT July 12, 2011

underwater basket weaving

an easy or useless college course, whether real or not

He dismayed that the courses in underwater basket weaving were growing more common every year.

by The Return of Light Joker December 2, 2010