Bastard

1. The illegitimate child of a king or queen (usually king )

2. A child born to parents that are not married; wedlock

1. King Francis's bastard son Jon
2. The poor bastard doesnt even know her father

by BastardBorn June 7, 2017

bastard

If you've spent too long in the sun (or the supermarket), as many out-of-doors Australians have, this becomes an expression of endearment. Similar to the oft maligned mate.

"You old bastard, hahaha!"
"Uh, yes, thank you."

by Black-Velvet March 31, 2009

bastard

a pile of sticks

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

Bastard

Someone who, be it in another country or not, shagged their cousin.

Ray, the bastard, shagged his cousin.

by WithinChaos June 11, 2017

Bastard

A Scottish pleasantry. Often pronounced 'bastart' in more rural accents.

"Ah love ye, ye stupid bastard that y'are."

by Spoovo July 3, 2016

Bastard

Feminine: A girl who is very horny for penis, drinks alcohol on a regular basis, takes taxis in order to get to places, and sleeps at your house, unwanted. You may often find these "Bastards" in groups. They are very compatible with each other. Some common attributes include having the need to place their lips on Gabe Gerhausers penis. And/Or being an illegitimate child.
Masculine: A grotesque looking boy/man. Attributes often include having excess acne on the face, being chubby or obese, looking like shit, and/or being ugly in general. And/Or being an illegitimate child, or an accident.

Feminine: "Oh the other girls cant come? Well I'm really horny so I guess we'll just invite the bastards."
Masculine: "Awwww what the fuck! That ugly bastard must be Tyler Clark!"

by Catalina Foothills December 16, 2011

bastard

a) an offensive term for a son born to a married couple that later gets divorced, the mother raising the son by herself, without any child support from the father.

b) a father that does not pay child support to the single mother of his offspring upon divorce

under definition b), I am ordering each and every bastard to pay child support, even if they have no visitation rights to their children and have not been forced by the court to pay said child support

by Sexydimma February 24, 2015