"Every day, we went skinny dipping in the canal until one day, this great big Barnsley trout floated by."
by Richard Bird September 16, 2007
Get the Barnsley trout mug.Definitely a portugese last name. People with this last name tend to be crazy, obnoxious, outgoing, and a little temperamental. Beware when talking to these people, because they tend to be PRETTY loud!
"Emily, stop yelling at me!"
"I'm not yelling, this is just how we talk."
"You're definitely a Barros"
"I'm not yelling, this is just how we talk."
"You're definitely a Barros"
by Therearenogoodnamesleft January 15, 2009
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1: Satan's asshole, usually only to employees.
2: A place for insane individuals with foot fetishes and drooling problems to congregate.
3: A store that quickly turns genuinely nice employees into miserable bastards due to horrible pay, horrible management, and that god awful "do you have a membership?" question.
4: Evidently a library since, more often than not, customers don't actually BUY books.
2: A place for insane individuals with foot fetishes and drooling problems to congregate.
3: A store that quickly turns genuinely nice employees into miserable bastards due to horrible pay, horrible management, and that god awful "do you have a membership?" question.
4: Evidently a library since, more often than not, customers don't actually BUY books.
"Excuse me, how do I borrow books?"
"You don't. This is Barnes and Noble. Go to the library down the block."
"Where's your manager?"
"That's a good question. I haven't seen them myself for the past 4 hours."
"I really like feet. What would I have to do to get you to show me your feet??!"
"You don't. This is Barnes and Noble. Go to the library down the block."
"Where's your manager?"
"That's a good question. I haven't seen them myself for the past 4 hours."
"I really like feet. What would I have to do to get you to show me your feet??!"
by frikkafrikkaREMIX March 16, 2009
Get the Barnes and Noble mug.You are hungry. Or just want to eat. You actually don't really even need to be hungry. It occurs if/when there is food, the smell of food, talking about getting food, or if you hear someone thinking about food.
I know I just ate literally all of the food at the buffet 10 minutes ago, but I'm totally barnesing for more food.
by Muhfucker August 11, 2014
Get the Barnesing mug.Los Banos is located at 37°3'44" North, 120°50'39" West (37.062356, -120.844174)1.
Los Banos is a town saturated with people that think high school are the best years of their lives. They think that the amount of alcohol they drink is indicative of how cool they are. This town is small, close minded, and inbred. Located in the San Joaquin Valley, Los Banos enjoys 100 degree summer days. Often called "The Bathrooms" because of a rought translation to english. This however is an insult to bathrooms, as nothing is shittier than Los Banos, Ca.
Los Banos is a town saturated with people that think high school are the best years of their lives. They think that the amount of alcohol they drink is indicative of how cool they are. This town is small, close minded, and inbred. Located in the San Joaquin Valley, Los Banos enjoys 100 degree summer days. Often called "The Bathrooms" because of a rought translation to english. This however is an insult to bathrooms, as nothing is shittier than Los Banos, Ca.
by Kevin L. May 13, 2005
Get the Los Banos mug.1. A distinctive doctrine or theory that there are inherent differences between peoples from barn habitats, those peoples from areas of high barn to people ratios, and those who originate from barnless areas.
2. A belief in that the relationship between barn and person leads to a mental deficiency in the realm of tolerable social norms including but not limited to literacy and theft of edible goods.
3. Hatred or intolerance towards those who live in or near barns or who have a cultural affinity towards barns.
2. A belief in that the relationship between barn and person leads to a mental deficiency in the realm of tolerable social norms including but not limited to literacy and theft of edible goods.
3. Hatred or intolerance towards those who live in or near barns or who have a cultural affinity towards barns.
by Managainstbarnintolerence January 15, 2009
Get the barnism mug.A small (shitty) town in North Devon. Reputed to be the end of the universe, this was disproved when it aquired a 'Subway' and was deemed to be slightly better than Bideford, its nearest rival for that particular accolade.
Barnstaple boasts a number of shops, 'attractions' and pubs. Most of the population spend at least 65% of their time in the latter, choosing to stab, glass, or at least stamp on- any outsider.
Any outsider to Barnstaple can be identified by a grasp of the English language, a recognised qualification (any) or an inability to be fascinated by a 'Subway'.
Barnstaple boasts a number of shops, 'attractions' and pubs. Most of the population spend at least 65% of their time in the latter, choosing to stab, glass, or at least stamp on- any outsider.
Any outsider to Barnstaple can be identified by a grasp of the English language, a recognised qualification (any) or an inability to be fascinated by a 'Subway'.
Let us not visit Barnstaple, there are Subways in other places, yet these places do not revere this fact as they often have more interesting things than a heated sandwich.
by Mr Dan January 29, 2007
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