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Half-barrel barbecue

A barbecue made out of a rusty barrel cut in half. Also known as a Pork Scotch Oven this shitty type of barbecue is most commonly used by little fat men with horrifically ugly girlfriends.
Thought you said the little twat had a barbecue.

Its over there, look. A half-barrel barbecue. Its a barbecue for complete losers.
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glass barbecue 

A glass instrument for smoking methylamphetamine. It can be professionally blown or as simple as a light bulb and a pen.
I'm tweaking off my head cos the glass barbecue shattered me.

I was scattered off me head from the glass barby so thought it would be a good idea to cook up some shards in Walmart.
glass barbecue by heathclit December 27, 2011

Pork Scotch Barbecue 

A barbecue arranged by a boring old twat. No one turns up except his ugly girlfriend. They eat garlic bread at a plastic table, then proceed to drink gin and tonic until they're almost comatose. At which point the boring fat twat plays crap music very loud and dances like a spack. No Pork Scotch Barbecue is complete without the tedious "host" donning a leather cowboy hat, imagining he's a 5 foot 4 Clint Eastwood.
Flonkule: Is The Porky Scotcher at work today?

Mickus: No its not and the Sun's out so you know what that means don't you?

Flonkule: Bollocks! Another Pork Scotch Barbecue!

Syracuse barbecue 

If a woman discloses to her friends that she has not had a sexual partner who has been able to successfully bring her to climax, those friends may organize a Syracuse Barbecue, during which they will team up to give the orgasm-virgin her first orgasm.
I'm sorry to hear that your partners have not been able to satisfy you sexually. It's time for a good old fashioned Syracuse Barbecue.

rip rip barbecue dip 

A phrase used when something bad or unlucky happens.

It is typically a lighthearted, non-serious phrase and is often used when gaming.
It was created by pro gamer JennyC.
“Oh no I lost the game!” “Rip rip barbecue dip”

sex barbecue 

Noun. an event where multiple people (4+) engage in sexual activity at a barbecue. Involving high volumes of barbecue sauce (3 quarts)
hey Rob, you going with Rachel to the sex barbecue?

moscow barbecue 

Man, last night I took a big Moscow Barbecue.
moscow barbecue by Dev Daddy November 2, 2017