Baned

During the sex act with your partner you insert the empty can of Pringles, with the bottom first, inside the anus of your partner. Now start talking into the can of Pringles with the voice of Bane from the Dark Night Rises.

Yesterday I baned my girlfriend.

by SirLunchAlot August 24, 2017

Bane Reach

A reach for a check one does not intend to pay. Usually very slow and obviously half hearted.

I went on a date with a hot girl last night and she gave me the bane reach.

by Professor Giggles July 14, 2018

bane boobs

Breasts engorged to the point veins are visible. Must be firm. Usually caused from an increase in size from hormones...in cases as pregnancy, breast feeding or starting new birth control

I started my new birth control and my Bane boobs look like they got a fresh shot of venom

by Numb3r33 May 20, 2016

Bane

A cane for blind people.

I'm going to buy a bane for my blind son.

by Pineapple Hairs September 24, 2020

Clifford Banes

The absent host of In The Know, a spoof talk show created by The Onion. Banes is famous for frequently missing his show due to eccentric excuses.

I'm Julianna McKannis, filling in for Clifford Banes, who ran someone over in the parking lot about an hour ago.

by MinitrueEmployee May 3, 2023

Bane

A very serious, smooth headed man. He is in love with his counter self- Eddie brock. He can be seen sucking his toes and plaiting his toe hair daily. If you find him- be sure to start doing the whip nae nae or he will kill you.

“Bane.”

by CletusAndrewWolseyPJ January 19, 2022

MEXICAN BANE

WHEN A GUY IS SCREWING ANOTHER GENTLEMAN IN THE ASSHOLE AND THE RECEIVING GENTLE CLIMAXES INTO A TUBE ATTACHED TO A MASK THAT THE GIVER IS WEARING.

I have a some dried semen on my nose from Todd giving me a Mexican Bane last night.

by The American Joker May 13, 2022