ballcoozie

placing the testicles into a glass of champagne or other highly carbonated liquid, while a partner blows bubbles into the glass using a straw

man: ballcoozie?
woman: i'll get the champagne

by mediumfreakingjoel September 28, 2012

Ballzheimers disease

Ballzheimers Disease strikes many men in their late seventies and early eighties. Medical experts agree a long history of deviant sexual behaviour as well as drinking chemical beer contribute to this disorder, in which the affected men; forget where their balls are, forget they have balls, or begin to play with their balls incessantly forgetting all else.

Barry, fond of telling his favourite stories of barnyard sex, experienced a sudden onset of Ballzheimers disease right after his 81st birthday. Barry forgot his history of having sex with poultry, and began to watch "Oprah" and reruns of "Little house on the Prairie".
Barry forgot all about constantly fondling his balls while he talked, forgot all about sex in general, and soon was completely overtaken by the disease.

by Vinter August 17, 2008

ballcuzzi

When a man teabags a warm glass of milk while two women blow bubbles into the milk through straws.

Those two hotties give the best ballcuzzi EVER!!

by Diggler September 19, 2003

Baltimore Ballchogelligan

A sexual act that occurs when one woman is getting reemed by two guys from Baltimore at the same time on the beach. One of the men is getting a hogan from the woman(female has both the balls and shaft in mouth) while the other dude has dipped his wang in the sand and proceeded to give it to the girl in the bunghole repeatedly. pellican

Shelly: You wouldn't believe what happened to me at the beach the other day.
Barabara: What happened?
Shelly:I was giving some guy a hogan while getting pelicanned by another dude.
Barbara: That's crazy your disgusting.
Shelly: I know right, but what's really crazy is that both the dudes were from Baltimore so that means that the whole thing was really just a Baltimore Ballchogelligan

by The Baltimore Ballchogelligan October 16, 2008

Ballcoozie

The female fills her mouth up with warm water and pop-rocks and the male inserts his balls into her mouth as the female gargles, simulating the sensations of a jacuzzi, for balls.

Its been a long day, but luckily i still have some pop-rocks left in my bedside table drawer, so my bitch can ballcoozie my nuts, fo sho.

by Juggle-the-Nuggets November 28, 2011

Baloch

The Baloch are a central asian iranic ethnic group residing in pakistan, afghanistan, iran, turkmenistan, tajikistan and some gulf countries. They tend to have caucasion features, and are well known for their sharp noses and dusky eyes and mainly speak balochi, a bad ass iranian language which sometimes sounds like mix of chinese and persian.

Never mess with a baloch, they love their guns a tad bit too much. They love playing cards and hookah and buzkashi is their religion.

yo are you a baloch?
yeah
k, i was just getting out of here

by chico man September 12, 2019

Ballshot

being shot or hit in the groin.

He got him with a ballshot!

by wilson560 May 25, 2009