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Matzo Balling

\ˈmɑtsə bɔlɪŋ\

noun: a sex act wherein the free-flowing beard of an Orthodox Jewish male is first braided into a string of knots (the matzo balls), and then alternately inserted and removed from the anus or vagina. This produces sexual stimulation in a manner similar to anal beads or Ben Wa balls. Deeply embedded within this esoteric practice is an Orthodox view of the beard as bridge between mind and heart, thoughts and actions, theory and practice, good intentions and good deeds. The act can thus be interpreted as rivulets of divinity flowing from mind to body to other bodies, forming an unbroken circle of life, love, and faith that connects us all.
I heard he's really into matzo balling.

Hey babe - wanna make some matzo balls tonight?

I met this scruffster on jdate who tore me up with his matzo balls!
by mrmcnasticles October 19, 2018
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Bawling

Mia and Kelly were bawling during Radio, which is the best movie ever!
by Kelly November 7, 2003
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baling wire

(noun) Sturdy, bendable wire used to bale hay or repair nearly anything broken. Often used in conjunction with Duct Tape. Alternate pronunciation "balin' wire"
My cousin's tailpipe was fixin' to fall off, but he jury rigged it with some duct tape and baling wire.
by Redneck in the big city January 14, 2008
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piano-balling

A certain technique of tickling the balls that mimic the movement of fingers on a piano.
She piano-balled me, and I liked it. They were like heaven on my balls.

He liked the tenderness of piano-balling.
by floopdahg May 4, 2019
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crystal balling

Predicting the future or imagining in a fortune-telling manner as one does with a crystal ball. Actual crystal ball typically used when crystal balling

Made popular in song Black Magic by Little Mix
Crystal balling, just to help him see what he’s been missing.
by Fcukboi January 8, 2020
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Rice-baiting

Race-baiting but specifically regarding asian stereotypes.
The Asian candidate was rice-baiting his White opponent during the debate to try and gain the advantage.
by Matthew Nguyen October 27, 2020
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Hijib Baiting

a type of practice of martial art, in which hijib baits his friends into circummming to slitting their wrists
ant "hijib baiting stop frickin baiting!"
hijib "nah im done"
by Hijinb October 16, 2021
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