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pink backpack 

(n) After receiving a pink sock while on all fours, the mushy sock is quickly flopped onto the back of the recipient resulting in a convenient, albeit painful, backpack. Much like a kangaroo's pouch.
"The pink backpack my old man gave me is perfect for holding my compact and unmentionables... I mean, I have to keep them in a plastic bag so they don't get bloody or shitty...but whatever."
pink backpack by pretty palsy February 5, 2010
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Alexa's Backpack 

1. a purple backpack in which contains an exotic print to qualify as of having an 'indie'-like style

2. a Jansport backpack owned by Alexa, who will claw your face off while ignoring your screams if you do not like this backpack, afterward feeding the remains to nearby pigeons as she laughs psychotically in the background
"Hey, Alexa! I see you bought a new backpack."
"Hey, Alex, and yeah, I did! What do you think?"
"Oh, well, it's okay. It's pretty cool."
"Pretty cool?"
"Well yeah, I mea--"
"HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE MY BACKPACK!?"
"I--"
"I'LL MAKE YOUR DEATH LOOK LIKE A TRAGIC SUICIDAL INCIDENT!!!"

~*~

"Hey, man. Did you hear about what happened to Alex after she said that she didn't love Alexa's Backpack?"
"I don't repeat such things, Samantha. Never again."
"But--"
"Never again."
Alexa's Backpack by Frothers August 8, 2012

nigga backpack 

a term used to define the famous "jordan compact bag" that every nigga has been wearing lately usually seen at a highschool composed of niggas

damn did you see that nigga Darius with that new black and gold nigga backpack

yea that shit was fresh you know tax reduction just came in he must have got his nigga check

Backpack Rider

Noun, A person who walks so close behind a you in a crowded hallway that they are constantly running into your backpack.
William: That hallway was extremely crowded.
Scott: I know! I had a Backpack Rider chasing me the whole way down the hall!
Backpack Rider by redheaded1 April 6, 2009

urban backpacking 

In reference to the slightly dirty, slightly hippie folk seen walking around urban centers (especially Seattle, New York) carrying extensive camping equipment. If they're locals: what are they carrying in those huge backpacks? Non-locals can safetly be classified as "urban backpackers", transients who don't know that such outdoor activities are better suited for the woods. They hike through city centers, set up camp under bridges, and keep on moving on... on foot.
"No, honey. Don't leave money! Don't you know anything? That's not a homeless person, that's an Ur-ban Back-pack-er. How do I know?! Look at the backpack! Homeless people don't have external framed packs like that! He/she will be insulted if you disturb their park bench nap to give them a $20! They've left their middle-class suburban home to experience the world, not handouts! Don't you know anything about urban backpacking?!"

turkish backpack 

while in the doggy style position, a man ejaculates in his condom. before the woman has the chance to turn back around the man immediately takes off the condom and slams it on her back.

I gave megan a turkish backpack last night.
turkish backpack by m.gally January 28, 2006

backpack rat

Someone of the Indy culture that carries a backpack everywhere they go for various artist/writing/ipod/iphone/other silliness. You can see them frequenting coffee houses and milling about universities.
Dude... Starbucks is full of Backpack Rats.
backpack rat by Ron George November 28, 2007