The act if performing cunalingus on an exceptionally hairy female (probably black hair) and at orgasm she squirts all over your face.
Remember that girl we met at the library? Later that night, she totally gave me Blackbeard's Delight!
by Hot Carl Commish August 4, 2010
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When doing a girl from behind (doggie style) take out an already prepared BBQ meal (preferably ribs or pulled pork) and use her back as a table and plate.
by Wolfpoc September 10, 2008
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2. I need to trim this backwards tree, it's getting out of hand.
3. This backwards tree started growing when I was just 12.
2. I need to trim this backwards tree, it's getting out of hand.
3. This backwards tree started growing when I was just 12.
by Racist Cumtart March 15, 2015
Get the Backwards Tree mug.The delicate art of engaging in anal sex with your significant other while she is on all fours and holding a ripe lemon in her mouth. As you pump her sphincter with your "blue veined throbber" use the flairmaster2000 semiautomatic flair gun that you hook up to an industrial air compressor with the special made 24 inch dildo tip. Repetitively fire the tip into her organs until you are fully stimulated and finally pull your john out of her "sphincy" and bust all over her face.
Tom: "Hey Billy what happened to Sabrina?"
Billy: "Oh, I performed the Minnesota Backwards Flair Gun Pump on her yesterday."
Tom: "Well, that explains all the blood on your bed sheets."
Billy: "Oh, I performed the Minnesota Backwards Flair Gun Pump on her yesterday."
Tom: "Well, that explains all the blood on your bed sheets."
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person A: yo man some guy stole my t.v. last night
person B: ahh that sucks dude i hate assholes
4 hours later
Person B: yo man why did you drink all my liquor then curb stomp my dog
Person A: whatever man just pay it backward.
person B: ahh that sucks dude i hate assholes
4 hours later
Person B: yo man why did you drink all my liquor then curb stomp my dog
Person A: whatever man just pay it backward.
by dr kush 11 July 19, 2010
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