Skip to main content

Blackbeard's Delight

The act if performing cunalingus on an exceptionally hairy female (probably black hair) and at orgasm she squirts all over your face.
Remember that girl we met at the library? Later that night, she totally gave me Blackbeard's Delight!
by Hot Carl Commish August 4, 2010
mugGet the Blackbeard's Delight mug.

backwards

noitinifed siht
backwards
by Valintino the Big Surpremo August 30, 2010
mugGet the backwards mug.

Backyard BBQ

When doing a girl from behind (doggie style) take out an already prepared BBQ meal (preferably ribs or pulled pork) and use her back as a table and plate.
Hey Bill, I gave my girl a backyard BBQ.
by Wolfpoc September 10, 2008
mugGet the Backyard BBQ mug.

Backwards Tree

When a male human has a penis with lots of hair, and I mean LOTS of hair.
1. Omg! I died laughing at how my boyfriend has a backwards tree!

2. I need to trim this backwards tree, it's getting out of hand.

3. This backwards tree started growing when I was just 12.
by Racist Cumtart March 15, 2015
mugGet the Backwards Tree mug.

Minnesota Backwards Flair Gun Pump

The delicate art of engaging in anal sex with your significant other while she is on all fours and holding a ripe lemon in her mouth. As you pump her sphincter with your "blue veined throbber" use the flairmaster2000 semiautomatic flair gun that you hook up to an industrial air compressor with the special made 24 inch dildo tip. Repetitively fire the tip into her organs until you are fully stimulated and finally pull your john out of her "sphincy" and bust all over her face.
Tom: "Hey Billy what happened to Sabrina?"
Billy: "Oh, I performed the Minnesota Backwards Flair Gun Pump on her yesterday."
Tom: "Well, that explains all the blood on your bed sheets."
by Sperm Sniper February 2, 2015
mugGet the Minnesota Backwards Flair Gun Pump mug.

pay it backward

the opposite of paying it forward. generally a chain reaction of dickhead behavior caused by one gigantic asshole.
person A: yo man some guy stole my t.v. last night
person B: ahh that sucks dude i hate assholes

4 hours later

Person B: yo man why did you drink all my liquor then curb stomp my dog
Person A: whatever man just pay it backward.
by dr kush 11 July 19, 2010
mugGet the pay it backward mug.

backyard betty

Trina was a backyard betty, she tried to have sex with me in a mcdonalds bathroom urinal.
by Ronnnnie September 17, 2006
mugGet the backyard betty mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email