i'm so baked

The term of using drugs instead of using I'm high man you can use I'm so baked

Boy1: I'm so high man
Boy2: I'm so baked this is the best party ever

by cookiemonster1999 May 6, 2015

Mouse in baked beans

A random meme that stems from “grossest things found in food” by They Will Kill You on YouTube.

Number 19; Mouse in baked beans.

by Your Average Stupid Meme Fan February 23, 2023

bace

To receive a "B" as a grade...the natural progression after "ace", or an "A".

Joe: "Yo broesy, you ace that test?"
Evan: "Nah, didn't study that hard. Baced it though."

by stockman09 January 13, 2008

Backdoor Baptist

A Southern girl who won't have vaginal sex, but will have anal sex, before marriage.

Self explanatory, isn't it?

by Mike January 17, 2005

Stealth Baked

Being baked but not showing signs of it

A: You don't look very baked?
B: I'm Stealth Baked
A: What's that?
B: I'm ripped out of mind, but I am not showing signs of it.

by NeoLobster August 22, 2010

Backdoor Burglar

Often found to be carpenters, due to a fondness for wood, a backdoor burglar will glady insert his dowel rod in the one place nature never intended - your bucket of an arse. Like any good burglar, if he spots an opportunity he'll be quick to knock in your brown door and paint it white on the way out.

It is important to stress that unlike ass-bandits, marmite-miners, fudge-packers, butt-pirates and the like, generally speaking a backdoor burglar will plunder your ass without your consent/and or knowledge.

However, particularly fiesty homosexuals will mutually burgle each others arses, due to the fear/excitement of being caught - like the old fashioned game in which you must steal the keys without the other noticing. In this case, replace keys with butt-fudge.

Example 1:

Guy 1: "Dude my ass is sore today, what the hell happened at Mike's party last night."

Guy 2: "Dunno man but you were pretty drunk and I noticed some dodgy pervert hanging around, perhaps you got your backdoor burgled?"

Example 2:

Guy 1: Hey man, shall we go into Club X tonight? My uncle says its good fun.

Guy 2: Maaaaate. Are you a fucking ass bandit? That place is for backdoor burglars ONLY.

by Borkopenny May 13, 2009

baked coincidence

When you bake or cook while you are stoned.

"Is that shortbread? Smells like a baked coincidence to me!"

"Hey, do you reckon we'll have any baked coincidences on Schoolies?
Hopefully. But we might burn the kitchen down and badly injure ourselves."

by benny the baker April 2, 2009