While an Austrian female with an extreme amount of pubic hair is taking a sauna, a male (or hairy female) flosses his/her teeth using the long pubic hairs while the sweat from her anal and bearded clam region drips into a bucket or pan which is used as the liquid source to heat the sauna. Once the sweat is poured on the rocks the male/ female with freshly flossed teeth then waves a towel in a wrist flicking motion spreading the aroma of the sweat around the sauna.
Magdalena: Let's turn up the heat baby
Roman: Ok spread em, let's have an Austrian Sauna Bear
Magdalena: Don't pull too much
Roman: Sorry, your bear is still stuck in my teeth from last week
Roman: Ok spread em, let's have an Austrian Sauna Bear
Magdalena: Don't pull too much
Roman: Sorry, your bear is still stuck in my teeth from last week
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me: Hi, I'm from Austria!
asshole: I've always wanted to go to Australia!
me: FOR FUCKS SAKE!!! AUSTRIA NOT..... FUCK YOU!!!
asshole: I've always wanted to go to Australia!
me: FOR FUCKS SAKE!!! AUSTRIA NOT..... FUCK YOU!!!
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Claire's favorite book is "Sense and Sensibility". She's such an Austenite.
The steelworker made some Austenite in the factory to produce a new product.
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