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Atomic Tombustion

When somebody does not realize what they do is wrong or offensive in general. Instead of apologizing, they will see themselves as the victim of the situation, no matter what they have done and the accusing person is deemed the offender.
It is a cause of ones ego to become so large that their remaining pieces of common sense start to decrease, turning you into a big selfish and arrogant dick.
Person1: My friend is always an asshole to me and my other friends, whenever we tell him that we don't like being treated like this anymore he just tells us to have some understanding
Person2: I assume he gets really mad too?

Person1: Yeah.. I don't understand why he never aplogizes but expects everyone else to.
Person2: He's got Atomic Tombustion then, tragic.
by Raven69 August 6, 2011
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atomic fluid

a special liquid that is extremely dangerous because it is composed of extremely condensed atoms which make its core 487 degrees Fahrenheit and as soon as the liquid comes in contact with your skin it liquifies it.
dude my friend died from falling in a pit of atomic fluid!
by Randomguy78 March 28, 2013
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Atomic Wedgie

An extension of a normal wedgie, an atomic wedgie is a wedgie that meets one of two criteria.

1. The victims underwear is yanked so hard that the waistband can be placed on the victim's head

2. The victim's underwear is yanked so hard that the waistband is completely ripped off of the underwear.
Giver: Alright, you've done it now, I'm gonna give you the worst atomic wedgie of your life.
Receiver: Come on dude I'm running out of unripped underwear.
Giver: Well looks like you're about to lose one more pair.
by Yeet those Feet July 20, 2019
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Atomic Fuck

When you fuck somebody so hard that the atoms collide and cause a nuclear blast, disintegrating everything nearby.
Frank: "Why is Jake not here and half the town is missing?"
Josh: "Because Jake atomic fucked a girl into oblivion"
by erp01 February 5, 2018
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Atomic Boner

An atomic boner is a type of boner you can get sometimes that can cause pain and screaming and possibly even destroy your schlong. If you ever get one you must stay away from the lotion.
And the boy said while playing Call of Duty "AGHHHH! ATOMIC BONER!"
by Dandongding July 31, 2017
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Atomic Cumshot

When you cum in a females’ mouth and the cum fills up half or more of her stomach.
Did you hear that Zach managed to pull an atomic cumshot in Jessica last night… I watched the whole thing.
by lilmo05 May 30, 2021
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Atomic Shitten

A nostril scorching, sphincter shredding cacophony of ropey pan slamming turds.

A bog grenade often tromboning out of the anus.

Side effects include; hallucinations, retinal bleeding, projectile vomiting, suicidal thoughts/practices, ear infections, giddiness, hair loss and partial deafness.
A heavily sedated Daley Tom lay motionless following his double hip replacement as a consequence of his giddying atomic shitten episode.’

‘Health experts have confirmed the accident was triggered by furious and animalistic honeymoon bumming’
by Herbie Dongsporran August 30, 2022
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