A religion in which you believe in nothing, show it off, think you're superior to others with a religion characterized by a God, talk about how retarded people with religions are, and basically hate on other/people with other religions
dude 1: hey bro, what religion are you?
dude 2: christian why?
dude 1: OMG YOU SO RETARDED BELIEVING DERES AN INVISIBLE MAN IN DA SKY DAT IS ALL KNOWING AND KNOWS WHACHU DO ALL DA TIME AND HAS A PLACE FULL OF FIRE IF YOU BAD AND BLAH BLAH BLAH ME SO ADVANCED AND SMART CUZ ME HAS NO GOD LOL U FAIL ATHEISM IS SO KEWL CUZ LIKE NO GOD N WE SO EVOLUTIONIZED LOL
dude 2: ok?...
dude 2: christian why?
dude 1: OMG YOU SO RETARDED BELIEVING DERES AN INVISIBLE MAN IN DA SKY DAT IS ALL KNOWING AND KNOWS WHACHU DO ALL DA TIME AND HAS A PLACE FULL OF FIRE IF YOU BAD AND BLAH BLAH BLAH ME SO ADVANCED AND SMART CUZ ME HAS NO GOD LOL U FAIL ATHEISM IS SO KEWL CUZ LIKE NO GOD N WE SO EVOLUTIONIZED LOL
dude 2: ok?...
by yawnimbored January 02, 2011
The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything rearranged itself for no reason what so ever into self-replicating bits which turned into dinosaurs
by mokaf July 26, 2008
The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason what so ever into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs.
by TheInCircuit August 05, 2009
A religion based off a dot exploding and after the earth formed it rained on a rock for billions of years making a organism.Atheist usually say that it is not a religion, but if you think about they blindly follow a bunch of scientist and say whatever they say is true. They also like to use the term "you are unreleasable" as an excuse to stop talking to you when they are in a debate, but they are the ones being unreasonable as they will literally not talk to you because of your beliefs.
Random guy: I believe in Atheism .Random guy 2: I'm Cristian.(after long debate) Random guy: How can i talk to you when you are being so unreasonable?Random guy 2: I'm the unreasonable one?
by xboxjunkie February 24, 2015
by Nieccie June 15, 2008
the belief that there was always nothing and then nothing exploded into something and that something turned into planets and stars and on one planet formed replicating discs that formed into dinosaurs
by kalavaka September 06, 2009
The lack of a belief in the existence of a god or gods. This usually also means a lack in a belief in an afterlife, the soul, the supernatural, or any sort of ultimate reality outside of the physical one.
For the atheist, reality is limited to reductionist empiricism, morals are usually relative or determined by the rules of conduct that make civilization possible, life is it's own purpose, and the truth or falsity of religious beliefs is apparently subject to evidence (though there are no specifications as to what these are).
For the atheist, reality is limited to reductionist empiricism, morals are usually relative or determined by the rules of conduct that make civilization possible, life is it's own purpose, and the truth or falsity of religious beliefs is apparently subject to evidence (though there are no specifications as to what these are).
Athesim is not, despite many claims here, the default belief of all life or humanity at birth. To say that babies and animals are atheists is silly simply because we cannot ask them, and some indeed even argue that they are aware of the presence of "god" within them. Also, the fact that nearly every culture around the globe has, in some form or another, developed some mode of religious belief goes to show that religion is a much deeper part of the human experience than this particualr brand of atheism will admit.
by Killing Kittens December 03, 2004