When you are waiting on something with an uncertain outcome which eventuates for example when the dead ting was using the Major Tom technique to avoid the 437737 he cracked it when he managed not to pass out.
by Highzenberg Pinkman July 05, 2019
by brohamsterdam April 22, 2010
Person 1: Have you heard? Weasel cracked off man. He went waterskiing and the nigga took off the skis halfway through the ride. He tried running on water. He's crazy man.
Person 2: Yeah that nigga cracking man.
Person 2: Yeah that nigga cracking man.
by Weasel Poppin December 29, 2016
by RedFlev February 03, 2019
While the term 'Cracked' is more often than not used to casually describe a hit/blow to the face (or other variations of being beaten the shit out of).
However, 'Cracked' is also the name of an off-color humor/satire website, as well as the less popular Cracked Magazine. The website publishes articles with obscure and enticing titles, e.g, "4 Things I Regret Doing While Drunk in The Emergency Room". As we can see, many of the articles are intended for humor. On the contrary, articles such as, "6 Terrifying Creatures That Keep Going After They're Dead" contain factual knowledge with cited sources. No humor is left out of these less trivial articles, however, as off-color comedy is slyly thrown in throughout the entire article. There's also many related forms of publishing on Cracked, including videos and forums (etc.).
However, 'Cracked' is also the name of an off-color humor/satire website, as well as the less popular Cracked Magazine. The website publishes articles with obscure and enticing titles, e.g, "4 Things I Regret Doing While Drunk in The Emergency Room". As we can see, many of the articles are intended for humor. On the contrary, articles such as, "6 Terrifying Creatures That Keep Going After They're Dead" contain factual knowledge with cited sources. No humor is left out of these less trivial articles, however, as off-color comedy is slyly thrown in throughout the entire article. There's also many related forms of publishing on Cracked, including videos and forums (etc.).
John: "I'm fucking sick of dumb humor websites. They make me laugh but when I laugh I feel like George Dubya after a stroke that was treated for in a Jackson, Mississippi hospital."
Dave: "Go to Cracked! You'll laugh your ass off while learning a bunch of cool shit about life. Most of it is actually useful, so it doesn't feel like your brain cells are imploding like Sarah Palin trying to cross the Bering Strait. I stay on it for hours, it's addicting as hell bro!"
Dave: "Go to Cracked! You'll laugh your ass off while learning a bunch of cool shit about life. Most of it is actually useful, so it doesn't feel like your brain cells are imploding like Sarah Palin trying to cross the Bering Strait. I stay on it for hours, it's addicting as hell bro!"
by TheInformacistOfToday May 25, 2012
1. whats the crack ere then?
2. he's funny..can crack a joke or two like
3. aii...went to that party last night..was a good crack!
4. ohh lets just go for the crack!
2. he's funny..can crack a joke or two like
3. aii...went to that party last night..was a good crack!
4. ohh lets just go for the crack!
by northern-bird November 10, 2006
1) to hit. usually punch but sometimes smack.
2) to be able to hit with a lot of power
3) to tax in order to punish
2) to be able to hit with a lot of power
3) to tax in order to punish
1) That cunt better pay what he owes today or he's gonna get cracked.
2) Mike Tyson had no heart but he sure could crack.
3) "I'm gonna crack him good for that comment about your wife. How's 200,000 sound?"
2) Mike Tyson had no heart but he sure could crack.
3) "I'm gonna crack him good for that comment about your wife. How's 200,000 sound?"
by rico de la roca October 16, 2007