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Astronaut Kitty

Vehicular Manslaughter in a nutshell but in space or on a celestial body that isn’t Earth.
by PlagueDoc July 29, 2025
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Astronautical

It means astronautical
That booty astronautical
by ... my handle March 27, 2016
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astronaut tang

The combination of huffing inhalants from a salt and vinegar chip bag
Hey man, I just finished off this bag of lays, wanna astronaut tang some of this glue?
by Therealbojangles December 26, 2020
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Astronaut in the ocean

A song lyric in the song astronaut in the ocean.
by SUSSY BAKA BESTIE June 17, 2021
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The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem

The theory that all male-identifying individuals can be categorized as either a pirate, a cowboy, or an astronaut. Some combination thereof is a possibility, but one classification is always dominant. The categories need no defined criteria because the correct placement is almost always surprisingly obvious.
"I really like him, which is surprising because based on The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem he's more of an astronaut, and I'm usually more attracted to pirate men."
"I get that. I'm mostly into cowboys at the moment, but I could definitely see myself settling down with an astronaut one day."
by hannahmadison69 January 19, 2024
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Astronaut pussy

Can we get any higher than a giraffes pussy?

Yeah! You can get "astronaut pussy" the highest you can get.
by Bigbirddebelen August 9, 2024
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Astronaut Surprise

On the next SpaceX mission, PornHub is going to attempt an Astronaut Surprise!
by TheOriginalYeet February 13, 2021
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