assman

Wal-mart slang for assistant manager. Used disparagingly.

From ass(istant) + man(ager).

Everybody back to work, here comes the assman!

by Miryam Websta February 11, 2009

Assimakopoulos

a greek last name that is so fuckin awesome even jesus will praise you. GO GREECE!

(Jack) Assimakopoulos

by the greek kid May 17, 2011

assmachine

someone programme solely for the love of the ass

dude, check out carl the fucking assmachine!

by assmachine July 15, 2003

Assiatu

Assiatu is a beautiful intelligent person and always is a great friend, but get on her nerves she will go all out.

person 1: heard of Assiatu ?

person 2: yeah shes bitchy.

by Booue November 4, 2019

oxygen assimilation

The ability of the body to "burn" glucose and exhale carbon dioxide. This process includes lung function, cardiac efficiency, vascular tone, and cellular metabolism.

Cycling requires good oxygen assimilation.

by Guido1 March 6, 2008

assimmolation

Lighting farts; what else?

Jake's assimmolation caught Betty's hair on fire and went straight to YouTube.

by cutelyaware January 22, 2011

Assmac

When your mac'n'cheese ain't cheesey enough.

"Bruh this is some assmac"

by brooklyn5502 February 27, 2015