AssJacker

One who jacks her ass off by slapping it with a dildo

"did you see Becky?"
"Yeah she's such and AssJacker"

by TrumpsUglyMemes May 14, 2016

assjacker

1) a douchebag.
2) someone who is only comfortable or determined of fucking someone in the ass (not literally)

“ god! you’re such a assjacker! “
“ i can only be an assjacker when it comes to pranking. “

by ok bolomer June 3, 2021

Assjackel

Assjackel (ass-jack-ill)

1. A Man Who Loves A Big Ass On His Women.
2. When A Girls Skirt Is Too Low, And You Can See Her Saggy Ass.

1. Man, You Shoulda Seen The Assjackel At The Part, Grabbing Every Womans Ass, The Jerk.
2. Damn, Did You Ever Make It To The Party? This Girls Assjackel Was Just Out In The Open, She Bent Down And God Damn, I Saw Her Saggy White Ass!

by haleymichael October 22, 2010

assjacket

Someone that is a dip shit. A habitual one upper, covered in a jacket of ass. assjacket Assjacket

An assjacket is a person who makes up stories that are always similar to others, yet unbelievable, just to be the one upper.

by jpizz6981 August 17, 2015

awshuckery

When a person feigns ignorance in order to take advantage of a situation or get their way.

I got sick of her awshuckery when she claimed she forgot she owed me twenty dollars.

by awshuckery April 24, 2016

asslicker

1) A fucker who thinks that they're worth a dime but really are just a worthless puppet.
2) A stud who can fuck your ass like a dick but has that in your mouth.

1) Guy 1: Man, I'm getting paid to show up to meetings and fuck up the entire thing!
Guy 2: Oh, your just Bob's asslicker then.
2) Oh Johnny, you're such an asslicker!

by British Black Cocks January 25, 2017

Assdicker

One who sucks. One who is simultaneously an asshole yet also a dickhead/dickbag.

You’re quite the assdicker man.

by Ddh2212 November 23, 2017