assclapper

A person that has the ability to turn on and off their lights with a large clapping fart.

Poor Grandma May is having a hard time keeping her lights on. Her assclapper is not agreeing with the chili.

by Craptronics June 16, 2011

asscrack of texas

the area of deep south texas sandwiched between the real world and mexico.

If you live in the rio grande valley, you live in the asscrack of Texas.

by -dash- November 14, 2006

assrape machine

a machine that has a rod that you aim your ass towards and it viciously penetrates you in the ass until you bleed, most people get stitches after the penetration.

how did you get those stitches on you Kumar?!oh, the assrape machine got me

by timthehomosexualwomenlover August 8, 2010

assclap

When someone gets their ass clapped/kicked in a fight.

You did you see that fight between Rodgers and Archie?

Yeah, Rodgers got an assclap!

by AnnoymousHacker666 September 5, 2018

Asscracked

When your walking down the street and a chick with a nice ass walks by you and you turn around so fast you snap your neck getting a good look at her ass

Jimmy "hey did you see that hot lady yesterday"

Fred "yeah I got Asscracked looking at that girl"

by The3RDdimension July 3, 2014

asscracker

A black male wanting attention to his ass from a White man.

Damn that nigger is a asscracker.

by Codtank123 October 5, 2016

assrapingly

to describe an extreme of something

i'm so assrapingly high

by sunny 🌞 July 22, 2017