asscot

A hick word for the meaning of the word tired

I threw firewood all day, my asscot tired.

by Bilf n Boo September 10, 2005

assbroth

A particularly sloppy fart and/or diarrhoea

Kim needed a shower after a particulaly nasty case of explosive assbroth.

by Natty100 April 9, 2008

asspot

"A lot".

In the style of cockney rhyming slang - to my knowledge, invented by myself, but I could be wrong.

"Whoa, that's an asspot of bots."

by BOFH May 23, 2004

assbounce

The action during anal sex when the recievers buttocks ripple while being shaken and forced around.

my my terry, it is amazing that while i bum you senseless that your assbounce is over 5 ripples a second

by raymond brown December 14, 2006

assbath

v. - to smother someone's face with your bare ass; thus bathing them with your ass.

Kip was being stupid so I gave him an assbath.

by Anonymous April 22, 2003

assboiler

(n) One who boils asses

1:hey assboiler!
2:hey ass!!

by hrishi911 September 16, 2008

asscot

1. A piece of ass one keeps as a pet.

2. A sexual partner who likes to do it doggy-style.

1.
Your boyfriend seems quite obedient.
He's not my boyfriend, he's my asscot. Come here, boy!

2.
I just gave my asscot a copy of the Kama Sutra, see if he gets some new ideas...

by Jay Bee January 5, 2009