assmonger

Synonymous to an ass-hole.

A generally rude, unpleasant person.

My coworkers are all assmongers.

by snabald July 13, 2003

Ashton

A sex drived freak who loves twix and getting head

Booty is also nice on a Ashton

by Deez nutzz420 August 20, 2016

Ashton

1) A wonderful guy, who is very cute, sweet and strong.
2) A guy who is always taken by a loving girlfriend who he is loyal and devoted to.
3) A guy that is a little mischevious and sneaky.
4) A guy that is dependable and caring.
5) A guy that is a great protector.
6) A guy that loves to cuddle and loves to be cuddled!
7) A guy that can be described as handsome, sexy, dirty, honest, loving and kind of charming.

Example:

Sally: Wow you're boyfriend is cute & sweet

Lauren: I know, he's very Ashton!

by Samantha28 October 24, 2008

Ashton

The act of being reincarnated as an Eskimo.

I hope i ashton after my death.

by TwilightMama March 28, 2009

assmonger

One who likes to take or give it up the ass, a lot, I mean like everyday, literally everyday.

Leonardo De Caprio is an assmonger, him and Boy George, they go at it like woah.

by Classik March 20, 2003

Ashton Crusher

Crush on a substantially younger man or the object of such crush.

"Isn't she alot older than him? Are they involved?"

"No, he's just her Ashton Crusher."

by Lola Samuels May 15, 2010

Ashton Pollard

A wild packrat that likes to go out and have a good time. She enjoys being fat every once in awhile and dragging around dustballs on a leash. She is funny as bawls, probably the cutest little thing you've ever seen. She likes to play SOCCER. She also likes cats, lots and lots of them. Some day she even plans to be a cat watcher. One of her favorite hobbies tends to be sucking massive dick. She spends about 1/3 of her lifetime doing so. She is very good in bed, especially with your dad. If your ever looking to get laid, just hit her up.

Damn, did you just see that Ashton Pollard?! She is smookkiinnn'!

by Lindsay O October 25, 2011