asdf

Expression used as a placeholder for a variable name in the interest of minimizing time spent naming, as well as to minimize the time elapsed mechanically actuating the keys of a QWERTY keyboard whilst using the left hand positioned in the home row of the keyboard. Often considered to be a negative code smell and associated with sloppy programming. Patent pending.

asdf = db.select.star.from.resource

by [e-mail] June 25, 2019

ASDF ghoul,mnbvfd

when you bored

ASDF ghoul,mnbvfd

by my bllass May 18, 2022

asdf

this is so boring

this is so boringggasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf

by 584940493395874392034839394 October 2, 2024

asdf

asdf is an almighty being sent from the heavens above and will send satin from the fiery gates of hell to continuously torture you if you dare insult his being. asdf is so powerful that he could grab Zeus, beat his ass and then curb stomp him out the front of that alleyway that you found that white van in and then force him to get into the van and drive off a cliff. whatever you do, don't challenge the almighty asdf.

aww fuck is asdf he gonna beat my ass for me calling him a gay cunt.

by boo-99 May 12, 2021

asdf

when you spam your keyboard to make random nonsense e.g lgrecirddufc

I wake up and asdf until I filled up a word document.

by SBMania November 12, 2021

asdf

weirdly aggressively screaming for one hour.

i am going to asdf this flamingo!

by Grid melon August 29, 2022

asdf

Remember those funny cartoon shorts on YouTube from like 2008 that got really big and are somehow still going and how little kids quote this shit.... such as myself...?

The first asdf short being:

Guy 1: ehehehe eh?
Guy 2: Got ur nose
Some random police guy: LOOK OUT HE’S GOT A NOSE!!! *PEW PEW*

by Cr1msonrose74 April 6, 2021