armenian barbeque

the guy has the girls pussy in her mouth and suks on it then the girl pisses in his mouth and calls him a bozi txa

i pissed on harout he liked my pussy without telling me and i gave him a armenian barbeque

armenian barbeque by steven babsy April 26, 2009

Armenian genocide 

A systematic mass killing of millions of Armenians. They blame the Ottoman Empire of being the only cause of this tragedy while the Turks had literally nothing to do with it. Turkey agreed to open their archives with the Armenians to deal with this situation. If it is true, the Turks agreed to admit they caused the genocide. Turkey even invited extra counties to search their past too but the ARMENIANS refused because they know damn well that they weren’t going to find anything against the Turks. The Ottoman Empire had nothing to do with this situation. Because of the Armenians, Turkey has a reputation of « genocide ». All of this is fake.

-The Turks were the cause of the Armenian genocide

-no man, the Armenians set them up for no valid reason.

Armenian genocide by Justsomegirlonthiswebsite November 17, 2019

Armenian Salad 

The sexual fetish of cutting off your or her pubic hairs, putting them on one of her nipples, then ejaculating on it. Then the woman eats it off her own nipples.

My girlfriend has a stomachache today, because last night i gave her an Armenian Salad.

Armenian Salad by PRAZO50 March 13, 2009

Armenian Squirt Gun 

Where a man lays on his back and throws his hips forward thus cumming in his own mouth.

Jeff and I hooked up last night and when he was finishing he did the Armenian squirt gun.

Armenian Squirt Gun by KhaosArkAngel August 2, 2016

armenian massage 

When you go to get a massage and receive the unfortunate news that your masseuse is Armenian. Shortly after, a very large and domineering woman, usually named Hilda or Helga, walks in and places her greasy hands on the top of your back. She proceeds to massage you, but you cannot help but feel a third thing massaging you, so you look to only see her big floppy cock out, and it is actually massaging your ass. To not be viewed as homosexual, you tell her to get the fuck off and she proceeds to beat your ass and for the next two years your friends give you shit for getting your ass kicked by a girl.

Person #1: Man I heard you got an armenian massage.

Person #2: Yeah it fucking ruined my life.

Pape: Haha jerk. That sucks for you. Man my Porsche-a is so much better than your car.

Person #2: Hey Pape go suck a dick. And by the way, its Porsche and yours is broken.

armenian massage by The Flying Dutchman! Yee! November 3, 2006

armenian girls 

Big nosed bitches who think they're the shit. But really they are just shit. Stinky oniony shit. Who don't know how to drive.

Fucking Armenian girls need to learn how to drive.

armenian girls by kazy13 July 4, 2014

Armenian Sloppy Joe

When your girl is spitting on your dick and starts thrusting rapidly till you cum everywhere but, she quickly slurps and takes the excess and attempts/ succeeds wiping it all over your fucking arm.

"Mary why the fuck did you just give me an Armenian Sloppy Joe, I can't fucking move a muscle my arm is so sticky and potent with the smell of my semen"
"After I slipped it into her ass she jacked me off rough and sexy then took the pool of cum and gave me a Armenian Sloppy Joe"

Armenian Sloppy Joe by Young Jazo February 27, 2019