advertexting

Promoting a product or service to a large group of people by sending a text message advertisement; usually done by a corporation or company.

When Verizon Wireless wanted to clear their inventory of Blackberry Curve phones, they started advertexting to their higher-paying customers.

by twittykitty April 25, 2009

Advertisement

A public announcement. Almost always seen on TV, online or in a newspaper. Usually shortened to 'Ad'

Person 1: Hey, have you seen that crazy weight loss advertisement (Ad)?
Person 2: Yeah, it's so annoying!

by ElsaSnowQueen February 1, 2014

advertisign

the telltale indicators showing you're being marketed to

Why risk alienating those people by preaching to them about your new product they can't even get. Let the early adoptors get theirs first, then start advertisign.

by Shoe_Lace November 13, 2006

advert

An advert is a short video where blacks, whites, other ethnicities and homosexual people interact in unrealistic ways while occasionally making reference to a product.

I didn't realize there were so many interracial and homosexual couples in the world today. Adverts are so educational. I think I will buy more products as I enjoy being lectured by them all the time.

by I Hate Political Correctness November 7, 2021

Advertainment

Media that advertises a product or brand whilst entertaining.

The Citroen adverts with the giant dancing robot which is a car would be described as Advertainment

by The Panda April 14, 2006

advertunity

An opportunity to advertise something; coined by Stephen Colbert.

"Look, they missed an advertunity. That paint could have been Sherwin-Williams."

by colbertnation317 August 1, 2009

advertabbing

When a commercial comes on at the end of a TV program, shrinks the credits down to a small tab, and pwns the credits with its own blah-blah-blah and loud music.

Who gave these fuckers the right to do advertabbing? I wanted to see where this film was filmed!

by pentozali November 25, 2010