Amsterdamned

When a strip show goes bad!

"Such a groom being stripped on stage by ladies only or a large man to appear and commit anal rape on him while bouncers hold back the audience.

Indeed, poor bugger was Amsterdamned

by Peter_Phile July 12, 2010

Asten

Originating from Jamaica, Asten is A very special girl who brightens up everyone's day. She is a beautiful and unique which makes her very popular with the men.

ohhhh daymmm look at the girl... She's an Asten !!!

by Stunning February 5, 2015

austen

The act of exposing oneself to your friends.

Tom gave James a full austen

by landy_nick January 19, 2009

Amsterdam

A city where stupid Americans go to smoke pot. If you are armed and see an American smoking pot in public, shoot him without reservation. He does not deserve to live.

American Tourist: Hey, guys, I've got some weed. I'm so cool that I'll smoke it in public just because I can!
Amsterdam Citizen: Good for you. When are you going to leave?

by BushEqualsCunt July 29, 2006

Amsterdam Hotbox

When you have a sex soaked bed or after a girl squirts and you jam her head under the covers and don't let her out. Similar to a dutch oven

Yo....Chad totally gave that girl an Amsterdam Hotbox, that shit smells like bad fish.

by ThaGingerNinja1983 May 18, 2011

Amsterdamateur

Someone who journeys to Amsterdam to partake in the usual activities the city is known for, but ends up not being able to handle it. Resulting in the person being in a worse state than when they arrived.

Did you hear what happened to john on his stag weekend? Visited 4 cafes at the end of his pub crawl of 13 pubs and fell into the canal! what an amsterdamateur!

by jdgls November 15, 2011

Amsterdam uppercut

A fisting speciality offered by women who work in the red light district of Holland's favourite city.

Trevor walked back to the hotel with a limp and a smile having been on the receiving end of an Amsterdam uppercut from Oxana.

by Mike the sailor February 27, 2014