Alkaias Law

The point at which Reductio ad absurdum reaches a point in which the argument at hand has lost all credibility

If two people are trying to make a soft drink, and one can't, but the other bottles AIDS, clearly the lack of soft drink is better than a bottle of AIDS. - Alkaias Law in effect

by Zack Vedrina August 20, 2012

Alkaef

A snack

Have you seen Alkaef he looks like a snack

by unknown123421123 January 17, 2018

alkaef

A tasty snack

Have you seen him, he looks like Alkaef.

by unknown123421123 January 17, 2018

alkaddict

an extreme individual psychologically challenged with obsessive compulsive fantasies involving dwayne the rock johnson a 44 gallon drum of baby oil and a naked bear hugging competition
addicted to various substances including crack, blow, alcohol and vast quantities of baby oil used as a hallucinogenic substance, sometimes creating a market shortage driving up share prices at johnson&johnson.

that alkaddict was so slippery the rock couldnt grasp him and he flopped around like a mullet out of water !
who bought all the baby oil ? must of been an alkaddict !

by h3dr4n February 2, 2018

Alkali Shake

Any beverage mixed with any drugs (prescription or illegal). These are normally very illegal and deeply frowned upon by society, but they are hugely popular.

"What can I get you lads today?!"
"What Alkali Shakes you got tonight, Daz?"
"Any and all. But watch out for the Police!"

by C L G June 28, 2018

Alkaef

a tasty snack that fulfills one's thirst/hunger.

Have ya'll seen Alkaef. All I can say is DAMNNN

by Really.dudette May 13, 2018

Alkateeb

These people are lazy, pretend to be smart, and dont forget fat.

Alkateebs always sleep

by Phantomnotused November 17, 2018