Aidan

The greatest person in the world

Aidan is so cool

by Nfsghds January 19, 2017

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Aidan

Aidan. He’s not the most attractive but is honestly average. To me he is kind, funny and competitive. He’s got a bit of a short temple but most of the time he jokes about it. He doesn’t seem like it but he is the guy to make edits and listen to old timey music. Pretty shy in school for the most of it, but in gym, a total try hard. He’s on the basketball team and isn’t the greatest but to you he is. He only texts first when he wants to know what your doing or how you are.

He is a total player & jerk though. He always comes around though.

???: yo, yk that guy over there?

Y/n: yea.
???: whats up with him, he acts shy and then crazy.
Y/n: oh Aidan? he’s not at all how he looks.

by not_anyone_youd_know_ December 23, 2021

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Aidan

The only aidan I know has a massive shlong, like I'm talking scary big..
He's also one of those guys who sits around all day and plays video games but somehow lifted a car when he was parked a little over the line...

Emily: Holy shit did you see Aidan lift his car on Jessica's story?

James: Yeah, That dudes got some donkey dick energy for such a shy guy..

by JessicaKP April 30, 2021

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Aidan

A literal monkey

Mom: “Hey kids look it’s a monkey!”
Kid 1: “It’s Aidan the monkey!”
Kid 2: “OMG!!!!1!1!1!11!!1!”

by Samick1 June 16, 2022

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A sad excuse for a man, typically a virgin. An "Aidan" is someone who typically gets bad haircuts and is often rejected by women (inevitably turning them lesbian). An "Aidan" also tends to focus on one thing and one thing only: the gym. Because of his sole obsession, over-bearing odor, and his resting bitch face, an "Aidan" has negative rizz. Let it be known that no man can be as dead-beat as an "Aidan"

Today I forgot to take my depression meds, and I was acting like a total Aidan.

by TheGimpler May 14, 2023

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