one-a-day

to masturbate.

Can be used as a noun or verb.

Based on the results from the healthystrokes.com survey which reports the average man masturbates 7.2 times per week, or just about one-a-day.

"Sorry I took so long in the shower, I had to do my one-a-day"

"I just one-a-dayed all over the keyboard, anyone know how to clean that up?"

Jack: "Hey dude, why are you so whiny today?"
Jim: "I know, I'm so stressed out"
Jack: "Did you one-a-day yet?"
Jim: "Not yet! BRB ;)"

by reddan69 February 9, 2012

blunt of a day

cockney rhyming-slang, actually meaning "cunt of a day", ie, bad day. 'blunt' stems from 'james blunt' the musician.

I'm really having a blunt of a day, my date didn't put out.

by yisaaron May 2, 2008

Adaya

A great person, once’s you get to know her she is a crackhead. Sometimes she’s mean and rude but she doesn’t mean it. Adaya is a beautiful and amazing person. She can be really stupid sometimes, but most of the time she makes the room light up. She is usually not shy around people, her name actually means precious charm of god. She makes ways to do what’s right and works hard to make her dreams come true, and other people dreams. Most girls named adaya have big breast. Loves her friends and family.

OMG IT IS ADAYA⭐️⭐️

by Cheer-19 July 21, 2020

adayja

A queen, someone who people look up to for advice, usually has pony legs and long hair. Loves their men chocolate. Drags their sentences out very long, and has problems pronouncing the word "on".

Look at the girl, she is a real adayja, slay girl, slay.

by Jay jay love May 27, 2017

All in a Day

All in a Day means how many awesome, iconic activities in a city that can be squeezed into one full day.

Created in Vancouver, the All in a Day VanCity event ran for 24 hours. Vancouver iconic events started with 7:00am yoga followed by snowshoeing, snowboarding, biking, gourmet lunch, kayaking, golfing, gourmet dinner, ping pong, and all night dancing.

by allinadaycreator May 22, 2013

King For A Day

Everyone's creeping up to the money god,

Putting tongues where they didn't ought to be

On stepping stones of human hearts and souls,
Into the land of "nothing for free"
Well the way that we're living,

Is all take and no giving,

There's nothing to believe in,

The loudest mouth will hail the new found way,

To be king for a day
Everyone's licking up to the new king pin,

Trying to get way up with a smile

Sing for your supper boy and jump to a finger click,

Ain't my way of living in style
'Cause the ladder gets longer,

And ambition gets stronger,

I can't satisfy the hunger,

That bad old moon has got you in its sway,

To be king for the day
You're only here once so you got to get it right
(No time to fuss and fight)

'Cause life don't mean much if measured out with someone else's plight
(In time you'll see the light)
'Cause the way that we're living,

Is all take and no giving,

There's not mush to believe in,

The loudest mouth will hail the new found way,

To be king for a day
You got to be the king for a day, ah
To be king for a day

by Death Menace February 8, 2023

A Day To Remember

A shitty band who has a shitty fanbase of faggots who take it in the ass from Elton John. Also, most of the fans are hipsters and scene kids who will never hear good music if it kills them.

A Day To Remember Fan 1: ADTR IS sO FUCKING GOOD!1/!!!!!1111!!!!!oen1!!!!!

ADTR Fan 2: YA DUDE WHO IS THIS JUDAS PRIEST, SOUNDS LIKE SOME GAY BAND?!?!?!?!

by John Weinercrush July 29, 2011