over actively smiling disorder (osd)

A rare genetic disorder Where a person smiles excessively and can,t stop smiling under their own will event under depressing simulations

over actively smiling disorder (osd)- symptoms include Person smiles a lot, laughs a lot, is always happy

by Muslim1 December 17, 2009

Radio-Active-Twat-Waffle

A twat waffle that has become radio active. A friend once called me this as a joke, and i LOLd.

You are such a fucking radio-active-twat-waffle!

by KariJo January 25, 2007

active [docking]

Like docking, it involves two, usually homosexual, men where the head of one penis is tucked/hidden in the foreskin of the other. However, the "active" version involves one step further. This is when the "docked" individual uses the foreskin of the other to "masturbate out" both involved parties.

Docking alone wasn't cutting it. Therefore, those two went into full on active docking.

by j.i.t. October 17, 2008

active listening

Pretend listening.

That Greg guy's sales numbers are crazy high because he's really good at active listening (i.e., he's really good at making you feel like he's listening to you).

by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 25, 2017

Pro-Active Laziness

other wise known as PL, Pro-active Laziness is where you plan so well that you can do fuck all all day and yet still accomplish so much without lifting a fat ass off the couch

for the opposite see Reactive laziness

Pro-active Laziness is :

-Doing Internet shopping for xmas and food.
-Picking places with escalators instead of steps
-Planning a whole journey to another country so deep that it requires no amount of walking whatso ever

by Darkhorsevru July 6, 2011

active camo

Used to describe the effect perceived (or rather, not) when an African-American fellow is photographed or encountered in a dark environment.

"I never saw the thing coming, officer! It... it blended in with it's dark environment, then, then my purse! It was GONE! WHAT WAS IT?!"

"I'll tell you what it was, Ms. McFinney... One of them... African Americans. Over the years they've evolved some sort of... active camo!"

by Adam McDonald May 8, 2006

active

Adj. - Engaged in sexual action. Used to describe an extremely sexually active female.

Dude 1: "You think anyone's having sex with Miley Cyrus?"
Dude 2: "Hell yeah, she's so active!"

by kansascitymark August 14, 2008