ASAPt

After Some Ambiguous Period of time

With As Soon As Possible being the original definition, the addition of the t disguised as a typo - more effective if used in the body of a poorly written sentence - changes the meaning to the above definition.

It will work on no one.

Man 1: "WTF man, you said you'd be at my place ASAP."
Man 2: "Na i sed id b thr ASAPt"
Man 1: ".. I see, I've misunderstood."
Man2: "dw man. we gud?"
Man 1: "No. Don't come."

by Pituitary May 28, 2016

Absopositivellutally

Absopositivellutally: Without a doubt! Exclamationof approval.

"We absopositivellutally would love to go to the Grand Canyon!" "That is absopositivellutally the best idea you've ever had."

by Think Peace August 27, 2016

absaloodles

the cool way of saying absolutely... or the 2017 of saying absolutely...

Two guys are having a debate, the one guys says: "That guy is such a tjop" and in agreement the other says: "Absaloodles"
My friend asked if I like to surf, I replied "Absaloodles"

by saboytjie November 18, 2017

abapt

to adapt a new baseline

XYZ will help you abapt to new industry standards

by D-Baburao November 8, 2019

asap shembe

A lyrical genius who's flow is unparalleled one who wise and with knowledge

That is a asap shembe

by Mr Jackson 1992 December 8, 2020

Absopositivolutly

Absolutely Positive - started by Positive_Prim a (alternate ego ) . A term used for Prompting Positivity

I'm Absopositivolutly Loving This Day 😁

by Positive_Prim May 11, 2021

Absaar

Drizzy Drake.

Dj Akademiks: What top five are you smoking on! My top five is

1:Absaar
2:Absaar
3:Absaar
4:Absaar
5:Absaar....
(ZZZZZ..)

by DrizzyDrake67 October 11, 2021