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access

To be either firm or slack in the vagina or anus
The Bitch was mega, such easy ACCESS

She was crap, it was like fucking a mushroom
by Tugus October 14, 2003
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Access to the monster

To cut the ends/tips of your pockets in your pants in order to have access to your cock. This affords you some access to your cock while in public, should you wish to masturbate. One needs only to put his hand(s) in his pocket(s) and reach in through the holes and jerk off or simply fondle oneself. This method is especially useful when one sees a sexy woman in public and does not wish to take a mental picture, right then and there, to masturbate to later. Instead, one can jerk off in this manner, right then and there, while looking at the woman in public.
Man, I saw that lady with the big tits at the store that you told me about. I was glad that I had access to the monster. My legs were all sticky after.
by R.U. Sirius August 27, 2008
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"Greg finally got access to the website"
by Kim October 16, 2003
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Accessories

When "Unmentionables" like bras, underwear and even socks are truly unmentionable but still worthy of discussion.

The perfect undergarments will accessorize the entire outfit, far more than bracelets, shoes, necklaces etc (traditional accessories).
Jadyn's outfit looks stunning, especially when she moves and you get a glimpse at what other accessories she's got on.

Devin's pants are too low, you can see the accessories, and I don't mean the hardware of chains, belt and bracelets.
by MuffyDev July 31, 2010
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easy access

when certain areas of the body are easy to access
when a girl wears a skirt with a thong *cough* easy access to tht area *cough*
a guy wears jeans with a hole in the crotch *cough* easy access to tht area *cough*
by Nici_B May 14, 2007
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Full-access

Can do what ever you want to maggie's poop shoot
I have full-access to you butt hole
by Brycycle93 January 1, 2014
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access

when you can get to something or someone without being stopped or prohibited.
"I have an all-access backstage pass, man!"
"She's a ho' man, too accessible, u get me?"
by niall lover October 14, 2003
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