good staple

A coherently placed corner-facing diagonal staple on the top non-dominant side far inwards within the corner while entirely proceeding through every necessary page which is stacked neatly corner-to-corner from vertically-dominant smallest to biggest size.

That was a really good staple.
That was not a good staple.
A lot of people do not know how to place a good staple.

by Jgouken November 30, 2023

French staple

When you're making out with your man and a fragment of the nail he had been chewing off his finger ends up in your mouth.

You know it's true love when you can handle getting a French staple.

He gave me a French staple. I think we're ready to take our relationship to the next level.

The honeymoon period is well and truly over. French staples are a common occurrence now.

by poshbum43 September 22, 2025

Stapling

The male equivalent to scissoring when two males simultaneously are inserting their penises into each others anus.

Bro I was so drunk last night that Chad and I ended up stapling eachother.

by THE Stapler-er August 5, 2023

mongle staple toned

Someone who sucks so many penis, their lips get chapped.

Jareds lips are so mongle staple toned.

by Slimmed Shady October 31, 2018

fashion staple

Something that you NEED in your wardrobe. Could also be called an essential

Yo! Those black jeans are a fashion staple! You could never go wrong with them.

by Marvina April 18, 2019

billy staples

When your dick is so big that it has a name of its own!

My BILLY STAPLES really put it to that girl last night

by Real BS April 8, 2023

Staples

An arrogant bafoon that has no real world context of actionable solutions, however can speak and regurgitate the appropriate buzz words to give confidence to a ill-informed audience

Staples is killing my vision !!

by Herc12 November 17, 2021