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alfie staples

by Monday 15th June June 20, 2022
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A day where you and your friends go out and staple bread to trees. the day is june 29th
hey it’s june 29th

Omg it’s National Staple Bread to Tree day
by graeme Cock June 24, 2022
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Staples

An arrogant bafoon that has no real world context of actionable solutions, however can speak and regurgitate the appropriate buzz words to give confidence to a ill-informed audience
Staples is killing my vision !!
by Herc12 November 17, 2021
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Summer Staples

Summer Staples is a massive simp for her partner and Wilbur Soot.
friend: Hey have you met Summer Staples
me: yeah they are a simp
by 00000liiiii March 13, 2022
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Stapling

Stapling is the act of using a stapler to staple your urethra shut and to piss, cum and possibly blood to seep out of your stapled shut urethra
Hey man wanna come over and do some stapling after school

Ew no what the fuck
by Therealgoonin February 15, 2025
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French staple

When you're making out with your man and a fragment of the nail he had been chewing off his finger ends up in your mouth.
You know it's true love when you can handle getting a French staple.

He gave me a French staple. I think we're ready to take our relationship to the next level.

The honeymoon period is well and truly over. French staples are a common occurrence now.
by poshbum43 September 22, 2025
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French staple

When you're making out with your man and a fragment of the nail he had been chewing off his finger ends up in your mouth.
You know it's true love when you can handle getting a French staple.

He gave me a French staple. I think we're ready to take our relationship to the next level.

The honeymoon period is well and truly over. French staples are a common occurrence now.
by poshbum43 September 22, 2025
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