Remember-in-Law

(Verb) When you incorrectly recognize a similar object.

*Holds up picture of Matt Damon*
"Woah, it's Mark Whalburg!"
"Sounds like you remember-in-law Matt Damon"
"Who fucking talks like that?"

by RoyMustache July 27, 2020

A Remember

When you're sitting on the toilet.
That's it... Sitting on the toilet.

Person #1: Dude where's Sara? I haven't seen her in like 20 minutes or so
Person#2: Sara is, A remember. Didnt you hear her farts before she went?

by iDerp2 September 26, 2021

I remember

Gay slang for I want it out of my ass

*sex*
Jim: I remember

*sex stops*

by ImNotYourIBFAgent August 3, 2021

cant remember that i asked

some mutated frick version of “who asked”

Dude 1: wassup dude fortnite chapter 4 season 2 just got released
Dude 2: im sorry… but i cant remember that i asked

by Impostor (sus) March 10, 2023

Remember

Remember what I said?

Hym "Remember when I said 'You're uniquely obligated to NOT do that' and then you did it anyway. Really, didn't I say that you were either like me or the exact opposite? You're me. You're a fucking me just running around. I'm always able to pick myself out of a crowd. It's astounding. Why you don't listen I'll never understand..."

by Hym Iam January 29, 2023

remember-ism 187

Remember-ism187: is now a turm used by those who know 187 and knows is from California and not from Washington State so there for what you do to him is what he will do to you but with more savage ways with nothing but sick:ways (sick backwards look up in Urban: on doing over the limits of what you have done with no remorse at all

You guys are dumb AF what don't you idiot's remember-ism that 187 isn't from here what you think you wanna be.z running around here talking about having guns n or bullet proof vests like he don't what he sold em all what cuz his low key you dumb better remember-ism 187 B4 you get fucked up

by k187c November 1, 2023

remember

something i cant do when my mom doesnt have her grocery list

mom : timmy remember me to get eggplants from the food shop

timmy: alr mom

five minutes later

mom: tim what did i say i needed ?

timmy : ..... i forgot sorry

by Zemiii April 24, 2023