Nolan

A fucking grease line who likes cock and balls, including the torture, he writes fan fiction about his teachers with friends and loves mr krabs, he has some long ass fingers and probably claps his own cheeks every night, his hairline is like a mirror it’s so shiny and he likes saying agagagag

I can’t wait to do a drive by at Nolan’s house

by Yes is made of yes January 15, 2020

Nolan

Normally a tall gay white kid. People don't like him.

Ew he's such a Nolan

by RussWess November 20, 2017

Nolan

A Large forheaded creature with very small ears

It's a wild Nolan in it's natural habitat

by 805Noah January 13, 2019

Nolan

Nolan

Nolan is a attention sucking,gay,and above all an idiot
Nolan always tries to get attention and if he doesn't he becomes annoying as heck!
Nolan tries to roast people but he utterly fails plus he also thinks he's handsome (unlike yours truly) and makes fun of people for no reason at all (what an A-hole) and above all when you try to punch him you can't really hurt him there because all of his belly fat (there is a shit ton of it) absorbs it so you can't hit his organs (plus he thinks that you lose your virginity when you have a date to a dance) and lastly he took 2 weeks off of school because his throat hurt a little.

Girl:here comes nolan! ewww!
Nolan:hey girl you want to watch The Office and Johnny English?
Girl:no those are really dumb plus you're gross!
Nolan:but they're good!
Girl:no means no wierdo!

by i love maffins March 26, 2019

Nolan

Nolan literally means retarded and Nolans always like Asians

Wow, he is so Nolan

by Nolanlovessucking February 12, 2017

nolan

a nolan is someone who is gay and fat

hey dude look at that nolan or he is such a nolan

by itsyaboi132 March 4, 2019

Nolan

He plays soccer is scared of snakes and has muscular legs. his favorite numbers are 69 and 3.

nolan is a goat at soccer

by qwertyhelloasdfgh September 4, 2019