Thomas Kaiser

Thomas is a really good looking man. He is really good with chemistry and coming way to close to you and your desk. Thomas likes to look at your password and destroy students (not always sexually). He is divorced so you can come as often as you want to his office to „show him your homework“ (if you know what I mean. He always comes to late. But the time with him is still great. Furthermore he takes drugs with his bestie Christian. Everyone loves Thomas.

Student A: Have you seen a man wearing sunglasses in his classes?

Student B: Yes that must be Thomas Kaiser. He always uses the chemistry book where „Uli“ is written on the side.

by Tommy Party November 21, 2021

Michael Kaiser

the MOST handsome german anime character, also the most goated character in blue lock heh.. （＾ω＾）

Michael Kaiser is so beautiful and majestic. I cant fathom the words I have for him. He’s so gorgeous, my eyes get blessed by his divine appearance. He’s so ethereal. He’s the embodiment of perfection.

by Alexis Ness December 19, 2024

Kaiser

Someone really good in football, specially for his age.

How did that kid get that shot in the top corner?

He’s the kaiser.

by Mrbigglesworth123456 January 8, 2024

Kaiser Month

fams were replacing pride month with kaiser month, we remember and pay respects to Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany and ditch all people who were born in countries which were allies. also we beat up zoophiles and server owners

Happy kaiser month

by thisismedictionary February 11, 2023

straight down the kaiser

flushed straight down the toilet

we were winning but we flushed that straight down the kaiser

by why so glum son May 18, 2018

Kaisered

The practice of relinquishing interests and claims over one's replacement child with the intent of never again resuming or reasserting them. Causes include many social and cultural factors as well as mental illness. An abandoned child is called a foundling (as opposed to a runaway or an orphan). Baby dumping refers to parents (generally mothers) abandoning or discarding a child younger than 12 months in a public or private place with the intent of disposing it.

Jenelle announced she was a changed person because she gave birth to a child that replaced the first one she Jaced, only to have this one Kaisered so she could lay out at the beach.

by killadilla31 July 5, 2014

Kaiser

Refers to a boy with a foul odor breath and yellowish teeth that is very unpleasant to the eye

Theres a lot of kaiser at our village. I really need to move out soon

by Wordtoworld June 3, 2018