Barney

A scary purple faggot that hangs around the children’s playground, he is usually seen taking children away in his big purple van while maniacally screaming his famous phrase

Little billy bob: Ahhhhh let go of me
Barney: I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME, WE GO IN BIG PURPLE VAN NOW MUAHAHHAHA

by BingyBongy May 22, 2018

barney

An ugly guy.
Comes from The Flinstones: Barney Rubble.

Eww, he's such a Barney

by misssarah January 12, 2006

barney

A Barney is a slang term for a yuppie or other newcomer. It's origin is from Sommerville, MA USA

Look at the Barney who just moved into the old schoolhouse. Complete with Saab and a Nantucket sticker on it, too.

by plt3012 September 9, 2006

Barney

It means you're in trouble. Like Barney Rubble (rhymes with trouble). I heard this first said by Don Cheadle in the recent Ocean's 11 remake.

If we can't get that pinch we're all in Barney.

by Senator Chisholm July 24, 2004

barney

A Boston, USA, street term for hippie, vegetarian college kids phisheads. They dress like they just came off a farm yard barn milking the cows. barney singular, barneys plural.

Those white college kids renting the upstairs apartment appear to be barneys.

by john January 2, 2005

barney

type of bud, (marijuana), that is bright purple and green like ya boi, Barney.

The Jacka

"Smokin' a stick of that BARNEY, not that purple dynosaur, that shit my nigga's dyin' fo'"

by ItsmeMikey23 April 27, 2007

Having a barney with barney

Having an argument with THE Man, a big company who run every day society like an energy supplier, phone company etc who try ripping you off

D to Sp**rk En**gy 'Your clearly over charging me now fix it and fuck off!'
H to D 'How was your day?'
D 'Well I was Having a barney with barney today , didnt get anywhere'
H 'aw well ill make it better, just bend me over'
D 'boom'

by AGnumbnuts November 16, 2011