The most terrible pain known to man. Scooter ankle happens when one hops spin a shooter and accidentally hits it apoun the leg and will immediately cry out in pain. Scooter ankle can affect all ages. If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with scooter and you may be entitled to financial compensation
by Tatapeep April 06, 2019
A non-handicapped lard ass that rides one of those scooter things around the shopping center because they are too lazy to walk.
Watch out for that lazy fat assed scooter cruiser. She's not handicapped, she's just fat. She will run you over if you are not careful
by yobkcis June 25, 2004
Obese creatures that can be found on mobility scooters in supermarkets that were originally meant for people with real handicaps (No legs, paraplegic, elderly over 70, etc).
Sorry ma'am, we don't have a scooter available. Its the first of the month and all the scooter hippos just got their welfare check.
by xzybit September 23, 2004
by Pooterscooter0420 November 10, 2011
The person or thing in the air vent, in a movie, when the main character goes into the vent. Mostly found in horror films.
by pineapplex February 07, 2010
The act of licking ones nutsack while inserting carrots into the partners anus while getting anally pounded by a Rodesian Ridgeback.
"I was really excited to go to my friends house, but then at last minute he informed me he wanted a Scooter Surprise.
by vito141 August 04, 2011
adj. The pinnacle of the hierarchy of the fat scale. A phrase to describe a person so fat that they are unable to walk and must use a scooter at the store.
Dude: Man, how big is she like chubby?
Dude #2: No Dude, like rotund huge!
Dude #1: O no, she's scooter fat
Dude #2: Yea scooter fat
Dude #2: No Dude, like rotund huge!
Dude #1: O no, she's scooter fat
Dude #2: Yea scooter fat
by Acid Tongue Ireland June 18, 2010