Rooster Cube

A school and work appropriate term describing one who blocks another from a sexual encounter. "originally spread in Iowa"

He came in when I was alone with her, " goddamn rooster cube! "

by RC3Industries October 10, 2009

Rooster Eggs

Semen

Boy: “I got them rooster eggs”
Mom: “I didn’t think roosters laid eggs”
Girl: “They don’t, it’s jiz”

by Chef Big George May 23, 2020

Ripening The Rooster

The act of masturbating before you have the ability too jizz.

Jimmy told me to get the cum out, but I told him I was still Ripening The Rooster.

by muhk33 October 23, 2011

Orange Rooster

A douchebag who gets tanned and will try to show his abs

Douche: don't go with that fool

*Shows abs*

the term originated from jokes that people would say in 2009-2011 it would be like this
"so a tan guy walks in a bar with a chicken and he would order"
"..."
"let me get an orange rooster"

by ICYCAPS January 11, 2018

Grandpa Rooster

Older men who chase after younger women.

Grandpa Roosters are usually found hanging out in modern establishments while checking out the young hot chicks. They try to avoid being seen with the Old Hens (the women in their own age group).

Hey check out creepy Grandpa Rooster over there, he's been pecking around the younger chicks all night! How embarrassing!

by Blue Topaz February 27, 2011

Rooster Nuts

A very low hanging scrotum so low the testicles are nearly sat on constantly

Damn your brothers rooster nuts are hanging out of his shorts.

by M T Cross March 10, 2015

rooster jaws

a protruding vagina in a very tight par of jeans,shorts or swim suit (another varity of camel toe)

Dude!, Did you see the Rooster Jaws on that Hottie?
Ya man,what a pair of Jaws

by fruityassbastard November 23, 2009