dildo

A person who is assumed to be a retard or have some type of mental illness; dumb in the head; or just someone you hate

Your a fucking DILDO!

by Bob snider May 19, 2006

dildo

a plastic penis many women use them to pleasure thmeselves. Also see vibrator

I don't need you, I have a dildo!

by DizzyLizzy November 25, 2006

dildo

An extremely reliable device used when male genitalia is not desired, cannot stand up to the occasion,or needs a little help. They are readily available, hard and waiting, to stimulate with no purpose but to provide pleasure to it's user. One size does not have to fit all!

"Why get real? Dildos are cheaper and come in prettier colors."

by Sky October 2, 2003

dildo

A rod thingy that associates with penis,like a hotdog.

Anonymous:She likes dildos?
Y/n:yep,gross.

by GIEBUG!! December 7, 2022

dildo

An Insult For A Person Not Real Enough To Be Called A Dick.

That Dude Is Being Such a Dildo!

by Mister Ian L. Fuller March 1, 2017

Dildo

Dildo... hmm you use it to fuck yourself if you don’t have a boy/girlfriend

Person 1- ah yes I use this dildo to shove it up my pussy and I have an orgasm

by CreamyCum December 30, 2020

Dildo

(Adjective) Describing a person who is acting like a dick because they are too immature to be real in the situation.

You’re being such a dildo.

by Plainwhiteguy May 22, 2019