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urban zodiacs

Searching your name on Urban Dictionary and reading the both prophetic and clearly personal opinions of what your name really means
Kyle: Damn Blake, it says you're 'Dangerously handsome, clever, and trustworthy...'
Blake: I know fam, it says that you are 'sweet and caring'
Kyle: Damn, these urban zodiacs are niiiiice today!
by Gim Ekalb August 16, 2016
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Zodiac Tae

Zodiac Tae is the term used for dumb people with no skill who sweat rainbow 6 siege everyday. They don’t get off video games and continue to be mean to others.
That guys a zodiac tae type of person
by You a coon nugget January 21, 2022
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zodiac sign

"whats your zodiac sign?"
"that shit aint real honey"
by yurtness June 9, 2022
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Zodiac Signs

A dumb trend used by white hippies on tiktok to determine someone’s personality. Used by people who
Want to bring up their ego and inflat it some more.
Idiot 1: I’m a Capricorn. It said I’m going to be rich next year because of my hard work and ambition.

Smart guy: No your not. You sit in your parents house, watch porn. dumb fuck. Zodiac signs aren’t real.
by Bibi16 July 21, 2022
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Zodiac Stare

When someone has a look on their face that suggests they are about to, or have already, killed someone.

What you call a friend when they look pissed angry at you.

When someone has a thousand yard stare
Hey hank, quite giving me that zodiac stare, I only pissed on your shoes

Hey dude, hank has a mean zodiac stare if he gets pissed
by TheBiggieJ August 15, 2018
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Zodiac signs

zodiac signs are fake and don't define who you are, they might be the fakest thing to hit this world other than the selected; covid-19, Kim K's body, casseroles, and oh ya zodiac signs. THEY ARE FAKE AS SHIT SO STOP THINKING THEY'RE REAL CAUSE THEY'RE NOT YOU CREEPY PEOPLE. Go watch some trailer park boys to get a grasp on real life
PERSON 1: Hey do you believe in zodiac signs because I do

PERSON 2: ya how about twinkle twinkle little fuck off with your star bullshit
by Randy Lahey September 19, 2021
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