Yonk

To yonk. To pull literally or otherwise. Or to do anything. One yonks or has yonked.

Past tense: Yonked

“What’s up Jim? Wanna yonk on over and hang out?”
“I can’t. Claire is yonkin over and we’re gunna yonk a movie together.”

by Dipmaster29 September 25, 2020

Yonk

A verb defining a movement (usually a passing/giving motion)

Can you yonk me a napkin?
Could you yonk me a ride?

by FleshMall June 09, 2021

Yonk

An absolute retard who is incapable of doing anything remotely complicated. (Usually refers to people of African decent)

"You can't do shit you fucking Yonk"

by That Nigga Johntez May 18, 2020

Yonks

Yonks is a term defining a vast amount of time from a week to a year it is often used as slang in PlayStation or Xbox party chat

Kyle: wanna play Halo
Tyrone: I haven't played Halo in Yonks
Kyle: same

by Jeremiah Sweden March 18, 2021

Yonk

To be elevated at ones highest self.

I took a phat dab last night and got super yonked.

by Yonk Mama August 16, 2021

Yonks

An undefined unit of time meaning "a long time ago"

I haven't seen you in yonks Mins.

by Terry Emerson August 06, 2024

Yonk

Means anything

Your such a yonk

by Clarky18472 January 02, 2017