throat yogurt

The human man's white gold, plain and simple. The seminal fluids released from a man's cock en route to a girls esophagus.

Steve's mom was hungary so I fed her half a pint of throat yogurt.

by Randy Layhey September 30, 2005

Dick Yogurt

another word for sperm, commonly used in a sanitation garage by sanman veterans.

hey sanman, last night i squirted my dick yogurt on some dirty broad at the jersey shore.

by Anthony Urballica November 13, 2006

yogurt or something

1. Yogurt or something, something or yogurt. A type of mystery dessert served at some restaurants. No one actually knows what yogurt or something is. When you ask what is on the dessert menu and the response is "yogurt or something," watch your butt.

2. A general and random expletive used to incur nonsense or absurdity.

Yogurt or something!

by AmateurHour247 April 26, 2011

Couture Yogurt

A couture yoghurt is a gangster's favorite yogurt

Person 1: I love couture yogurt
Person 2: #gangsters4lifebois
Person 3: You ripped up Mr. Wood's chair?!
Person 1: Yee cuz I am gangzta afta eeting coutue yogut

by Sanjeda October 5, 2018

Crustacean yogurt

the little crusty things on the edge of yogurt containers

Wow! Crustacean yogurt! I love me some crustacean yogurt!!!!!!!!

by Hot mama Hershey December 6, 2017

cock yogurt

sperm; the liquid secreted by the male reproductive organs. Otherwise know as semen or jizz.

Peter:"So before I was done, I asked her if she was hungry, she siad yes so I gave her a mouth full of my cock yogurt.
Ben: "nice one dude"

by Peter Murray January 10, 2008

Yogurt tears

Yogurt tears occur when a person takes male ejeculant to the face and more precisely the cheeks directly under the eye. As the ejeculant streams down the face you have yogurt tears.

I am gonna blow my load so hard in her face that she’ll cry yogurt tears.

by THEWox September 2, 2021