hot yoghurt thrower

A gay bloke.

I didn't realise, but that Ned Sherrin is a hot yoghurt thrower!

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

bulldog eating yoghurt

The after-effects of pulling out too early during the sensual act of lovemaking.....

Yeah, Shazza made me pull out early and her snooch ended up looking like a bulldog eating yoghurt!

by Sir Fabsalot July 22, 2004

pump action yoghurt rifle

male genitalia

I filled her to the brim with my pump action yoghurt rifle.

by grem November 3, 2003

pump-action yoghurt rifle

noun.

A bloke's spam dagger. also known as a single-barrel pump-action yoghurt rifle

I extracted my love length from her fanjita and took aim at her balcony. Then I unleashed the full, merciless, fury of my pump-action yoghurt rifle and left her with a full splow necklace.

by Splowson McGraw March 7, 2004

Pump Action Yoghurt Rifle

A gentlemen's love length, with which he can go hunting on the range of two peaks. He can also go shooting on the 'Quim' battlefield.

'....while my Grandfather was stationed in India, he went walking in the nearby forest, whilst he was walking he stumbled across a fine young native lady, equipped with what he liked to call 'Two Juicy Marmadukes'. Being the man action that he was, he did what any real soldier would do in that situation. He quickly whipped out his 'Pump Action Yoghurt Rifle' and quickly gave her a good going over, leaving her like a painter's radio....'

by Emyjo Ed December 9, 2008

purple headed yoghurt slinger

A Cock, plain and simple.

by Chest August 3, 2003

pump action yoghurt rifle

Word used to describe the male reproductive tool

Sean used his pump action yoghurt rifle with comparitive ease, deploying his semen all over Caitlin's face

by Dave Catmur December 2, 2003