purple headed yogurt fighter

A euphemism for the penis.

She reached down and caressed my purple headed yogurt fighter...

by Mike Hunttt January 16, 2008

Throat Yogurt

Slang term for male ejaculate.

If you're feeling a bit parched, I've got plenty of throat yogurt for you.

by Calidus July 21, 2003

Underwear Yogurt

Cum/Semen in your pants

Mark: "SHIT I CUMMED AGAIN
Dave: "you mean underwear yogurt??"

by FortniteKIllerKIng October 17, 2021

single barrel pump action yogurt rifle

euphamism for the male sex organ.
Thanks to Chris Finch from the TV series the office.

''The next minute they were sucking on my single barrel pump action yogurt rifle''

by The Brigstain February 26, 2009

purple helmet yogurt slinger

one of the better synonyms for penis. Often said preceding laughter.

On his way to the carnival, the purple helmet yogurt slinger attacked several bearded clam encampments.

by Purple Helmet Yogurt Slinger October 27, 2008

Yoga Pants

n: Extremely tight sweatants worn by girls to flaunt their ass, no matter if its nice or extremely large and rumply. Said to be popular because they are "comfertable", but really its just a school appropriate way for Jr. High girls to let boys see their bum without putting forth much effort at all.

Rarely used for the actual purpose of yoga.

Boy: Hey, I noticed you are wearing yoga pants today

Girl: hehe, yeah! They are like, sooooo comfertable! Do you like them?

Boy: YES! I did enjoy the delightful view of those bongos you are smuggling. Actually, i like them so much I just jizzed in my pants a little. Please excuse me.

by alphabuttsoup April 29, 2011

hot yogurt

A slang word for Semen.

"I want to sling my hot yogurt all over Sally's face

by Jesse1234 April 12, 2009