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xiao nation

people who simp for xiao (from genshin impact)
friend: omg xiao is so hot i love him!!
me: idk what you see in him tbh
friend: i'm officially in xiao nation
by scaramouche is my wife November 1, 2023
mugGet the xiao nationmug.

Xiao

I don't know who you are but i just know that Xiao is much more hotter than you, even though he doesn't exist. he is STILL the most HOTTEST BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUSLY HANDSOMELY ADEPTUS. well ofcourse the other adeptus are also hot, if u simp for madame ping....stay away from me...
Person 1: Did you see the adeptus xiao ???
Person 2: Bruh how are you so late in spice news..
Qiqi: A...man called Xiao...called Qiqi to...heal your...minds...
Person 1: Eyo...WHAT.

Xiao: your minds are....somewhat...scary.
by Human :) August 17, 2021
mugGet the Xiaomug.

xiao

my husband, my beloved, my favorite, my number one, the hottest man ever, the best anemo character, the man im mentally attached to
my friends- "ian please stop talking about xiao"
me- "NO"
by officialhutaohater January 13, 2022
mugGet the xiaomug.

Xiao's Alchemist

Someone who simps with character that have death flags and has a full team of DPS. She’s always seen forcing Tiniente_L and The Head Chopper to match with her. And always ask Tiniente_L to help her with math.
Ewwww it’s Xiao's Alchemist!”
by xiaosalchemist June 25, 2021
mugGet the Xiao's Alchemistmug.

Xiao

Every time i look into his i eyes i bust a nut so hard that i might be the first rocket to not use any gasoline to get to the moon. Hes the most gorgeous person in the whole universe dude makes you wanna gobble him up no matter your sexuality. His little waist and height make him look so adorable yet his back is the most defined shit ive ever seen. His unimaginable amount of cake leave me drooling every time i turn on my pc.

He is simply the most fuckable and lovable being out there.
Xiao is the most fine mf on earth
The most fuckable person on earth would be Xiao.
Hottest adeptus.
by Xiao crying out of pleasure December 26, 2022
mugGet the Xiaomug.

xiao

the hottest mf alive, like look at him. he also carries the whole of genshin. he has the most juiciest scrumptious ass of all time ;)
person A: whos xiao
person B: the sexiest mf alive
by berriov December 31, 2021
mugGet the xiaomug.

Xiao piss

Xiaos piss it's so tasty.
on God he's so hot I saw all his fanarts on r34 and oh my god he makes me so hard I wish I could drink his piss while he fucks the shit out of me,I want to smell his farts.
"did you try xiao piss?"
"yes I did on God he's so hot and his piss it's so tasty"
by Xiaostastypiss November 21, 2021
mugGet the Xiao pissmug.

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