Xbox 360

The main reason a lot of men are single.

Joe: Hey Billy, do you want to go see a movie with Brianna? Billy: Hell no man, I'd much rather play my Xbox 360 then do any form of social activity.

by :) 22 January 7, 2013

Xbox 360

A gaming console made by Microsoft the Xbox 360 is now considered old due to the release of the Xbox one also made by Microsoft.

I still own a Xbox 360 but I do want to buy a Xbox one .

by Azffa December 27, 2014

xbox 360

A machine made by microsoft before the xbox one. Can't do much without xbox live.

Me: oh my gosh dude is that an xbox 360
dude: yeah don't have enough for an xbox one. dude this thing sucks.

by Professor Scooter July 18, 2016

xbox 360 elite

The new and improved Xbox 360 from Microsoft.

The new Xbox 360 Elite is black, and totes a 120gb Hard Drive

by blaack11 April 20, 2007

Xbox 360 Fanboy

The unyielding belief that the Xbox 360 is the best console, and no other can touch it. This of course, is only based upon the monopoly of exclusive games that the console has due to Microsoft's ass-loads of cash that they throw to developers, so that consumers are only left with one choice of console. The 'fanboys' completely disregard system performance, graphics, and other notable features that the other consoles have, and simply focus on the fact that "Halo is the best". They typically claim that the Xbox 360 is better because it has Xbox Live, and forget the fact that Microsoft charges for simple things like pictures and changing your name.

Scenario 1: Ps3 Owner "Hey dude, I just got a ps3 today and I'm watching my movies and playing my games on Blu-Ray HD!"

Xbox 360 Fanboy "Dude why would you waste your money on that when you could be playing Halo?!?!?!?!!!"

Scenario 2: Ps3 Owner "Hey, I just went online and downloaded a new theme for my Ps3 for free, then I decided I wanted to change my name to BawlsOut69!"
Xbox 360 Fanboy "Yeah well, I just did to! For 560 Microsoft points of course!" (About 6$)

by I OWN ALL THREE CONSOLES. November 7, 2009

Xbox 360 vs PS3

The all out war between the two most advanced consoles to date. One of which is made by microsoft and the other made by their nemisis sony. Both consoles are great although many predict that the PS3 will outperform the Xbox 360. On the other hand the Xbox 360 is cheaper and has been released earliar. It's hard to tell which will be more popular although i personally will be on the side of PS3 purely because i already have a PS2 and i want to still be able to play my old games.

Xbox 360 fanboy: "So...have you heard of this whole 'Xbox 360 vs PS3' thing?"
PS3 fanboy: "Yep"
Xbox 360 fanboy: "I guess this means we're enemies now"
PS3 fanboy: "i suppose so"
Xbox 360 fanboy: "i'll get the duelling pistols"

by 90% Pure Gelatin January 6, 2006

XBOX 360 Live Vision

A camera ad-on for the XBOX360. It is essentially a webcam. On the XBOX360 you can record video, but this is pointless because you can't save it, you can only send it to people.
You can also take pictures at about 1.3mp, but this is also pointless because you can't save or extract the photos to view at that resolution.

On the PC it automatically downloads the drivers and doesn't let you manually install it. It doesn't have an interface so you're stuck with a tiny window to take pictures with, and when you take a picture it stays at that small resolution so it's not really 1.3mp resolution.

Basically it's cool but Microsoft must have hired a retard to choose it's features. And good luck trying to use it as a webcam.

guy: I just took a picture of myself on my Live vision camera!

me: Yea it's too bad you can only use it as your gamer picture so you can't appreciate the 1.3mp resolution, making it pointless.

guy: Yea but it's so cool.

me: And I forgot to mention you can't extract the pictures so it's pretty much a waste!

microsoft xbox 360 live vision is a big piece of failure.

by Oeon February 15, 2007