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wounded warrior

The state of one's penis after engaging in coitus with a menstruating woman.
I should have skull fucked that slut last night, instead. I didn't know she was riding the cotton pony until I looked down and noticed I had a wounded warrior. I had to take a bath of shame to wash that shit off.
by Bad Karma TX May 15, 2016
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Wouce

Wouce is the meaning for the most absolutely godly person on earth. He stands tall above the others with his heavenly stance. Wouce is an absolute godly figure.
"Oh wow, you're such a wouce"
by FogMachine04 June 2, 2019
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Wounded Gazelle

1 ~A Bitter-ass woman that uses her self-induced bad experiences to fuel her rage and takes it out on the world....especially as it pertains to men. She never takes accountability for her own actions.

2~ Female in a group of females that is the easiest one to pick up. Sell her a few dreams and she's like putty in your hands. Inexperienced, vulnerable and gullible to your bullshit.
1~ "She runs around here behaving like a Wounded Gazelle. She needs to calm the fuck down."

2~ "Bretherin, I've spotted me a Wounded Gazelle."
by Zub-Zee July 15, 2022
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Wounded Deer

A Snail Trail performed while the actor is menstruating. Named for the resemblence the after-effect bears to blood tracks left by a wounded animal. Typically performed as an act of revenge or a practical joke, and rarely with the willing consent of the recipient.
My girlfriend was mad at me last night, so she gave me a wounded deer while I was sleeping and took a picture.
by NL1981 October 27, 2011
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Wounded Bird

Situational; When a person begins dating another and then finds out that this person's previous relationship has been "difficult" to get over.

Synonomous with: "Rebound".
Usage: "I'm not interested in taking on another wounded bird."
by asylus July 17, 2007
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The Walking Wounded

The best album out by Bayside so far. It was made after the

death of their drummer John Beatz.

An album about heartbreak and regaining control of life.
Guy 1: Dude did you listen to Bayside's album The Walking Wounded?

Guy2: Yeah man, It was a life changing album.
by Carver Miles January 17, 2011
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wounded

to consume a large quantity of alcohol and be completly and utterly intoxicated to the point of blindness.
man i was sooo wounded last night or im gettin wounde tonight!!!
by pezznezz June 11, 2006
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