Wombat Day

Wombat day is a holiday created by the youtuber LukeOrSomething in his video "We Made Our Own Holiday". In this holiday you eat cookie pizza and watch dream manhunt.

I see you... Luke... Rob... Swoosh...
I'm watching you all

Yeah bro, I celebrate Wombat day

by EvanOrSomething December 26, 2020

Fruit Wombat

A naked gay fire flaming circus midget with a chode that is known for performing a gaggle of blumpkin's.

Brock DeLaCOCK has an unusual hobby of juggling Fruit Wombat's. :P

by Lilballofun January 27, 2010

Lactating wombat

Lactating wombat is the term given to a short, round, aged and loud man that has no discernable good looks and bears the resemblance of a wombat. He has mild erectile dysfunctions along with sore, tender nipples which leak prefusely.

"man, that guy just keeps talking, and look at the wet patches on his shirt!, he looks like a lactating wombat"

by Control-room Bloke April 2, 2010

gutted wombat

Rural Australian Slang for female genitalia, specifically in a leg-spread position.

Drew: oi mutt, show us your gutted wombat.

Mutt: Fuck oof ya derro!

by not Drew December 25, 2007

wombat monkey

an unknown creature that only eats popcorn kernel indigenous to the Choccolocco Area. Known by their strange mating call that can be heard for miles.

Zach: Did you hear that?
(wombat monkey): EEEEEoooorrrrkkkkieieieie
Matt: Yup! That's a wombat monkey in heat!

by Lilrandom July 6, 2008

Spastic Wombat

A woman who is freaking out hysterically, over.....nothing at all.
What a waste of money brains and time....

Will you quit being such a spastic wombat!

by ivana flailsomemore August 26, 2016

Wombat Jungle

An extremely hairy woman with:

an over-grown wad of female bush completely surrounding the vagina

an over-grown wad of female bush covering the anus

a 'happy trail'

back hair

Tim: So Eric did you have sex with that girl last night?

Eric: Yeah, but she was a Wombat Jungle, so it wasn't the best.

by neonWaner May 14, 2009